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Danny Glover (Sergeant Roger Murtaugh): ... have you met anyone you haven't killed yet?
Mel Gibson (Sergeant Martin Riggs): ... I haven't killed you yet ...
Danny Glover: ... well, don't do me no favors ...
From Lethal Weapon
Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes

David Zinczenko: ... its the saturated fat equivalent of an entire package of bacon, 15 slices of bacon ...
Rachael Ray: ... a pound of bacon ... wow, I never thought bacon could turn me off ...
From Rachael Ray Show on October 9, 2008
Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Will Ferrell (Phil Weston): ... I am very, very, very, very, sorry, with a capital S and a capital ORRY ...
From Kicking & Screaming
Also See: Movie Quotes

William Fichtner (Marriage Counselor): ... what's the problem?
Angelina Jolie (Jane Smith): ... there's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up, with everything we don't say to each other ... what is that called?
William Fichtner: ... marriage ...
From Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Also See: Movie Quotes

David Spade: ... MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat ...
From The Showbiz Show with David Spade
Also See: Friendship Quotes MySpace Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Dane Cook: ... I wish I were a snake ...
From Comedy Central Presents
Also See: Harmful If Swallowed Quotes

Sean Connery (Professor Henry Jones): ... I didn't know you could fly a plane ...
Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones): ... fly, yes ... land, no ...
From Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Also See: Movie Quotes

Lewis Black: ... we have a 2 party system ... the Democratic party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican party, which is a party of bad ideas ...
From Lewis Black: Black on Broadway
Also See: Political Quotes

Ryan Gosling (Noah Calhoun): ... the best love is the kind that weakens the soul, and makes us reach for more, puts pints of fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds ...
From The Notebook
Also See: Best Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes

Harvey Keitel (Lt. Gene Hunt): ... you're here to make me curse the day my Father's sperm asked my Mama's egg if he could have this dance ...
From Life on Mars on October 9, 2008
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