| Helena Bonham Carter (Corpse Bride): |
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... we need to go up, upstairs to the land of the living ... |
| Michael Gough (Elder Gutknecht): |
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... land of the living, hmmm ... oh my dear ... |
| Helena Bonham Carter: |
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... please Elder Gutknecht ... |
| Michael Gough: |
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... now why go up there when people are dying to get down here? |
| From Corpse Bride |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Minnie Driver (Skylar): |
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... where did you get this [the answers to the homework]? |
| Matt Damon (Will Hunting): |
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... I had to sleep with someone in your class ... |
| Matt Damon: |
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... I hope it was someone with open toed sandals and really bad breath ... |
| From Good Will Hunting |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes School Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Jay Thomas: |
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... we're trying to figure out why he's [Dane Cook] funny ... |
| From Jay Thomas Show |
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| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Demetri Martin: |
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... I used to compete in sports a lot ... but then I realized you can buy trophies ... now I'm good at everything ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Sports Quotes |
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| Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): |
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... Ray, this isn't about winning or losing ... |
| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): |
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... that is what you normally hear from the losers ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Adam Sandler (Bobby Boucher): |
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... Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue ... |
| From The Waterboy |
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| Also See: Happy Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Ed Howe: |
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... I wish it were possible to pull a cold like an aching tooth ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on October 23, 2008
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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The ideal gift for the high school or college graduate is a job. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes School Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... isn't that the point of relationships, you both aren't having a good time but you're both there ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on February 2, 2007
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Tina Fey (Sarah Palin): |
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... Mr President, I don't want to go all Katie Couric on you, but, I think its actually the other way around, I think the Vice President reports to the President ... |
| Will Ferrell (George W. Bush): |
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... really, that's not what Dick Cheney told me when he sat me down the first day ... |
| From Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Thursday on October 23, 2008
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| Also See: Saturday Night Live Quotes |
