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Helena Bonham Carter (Corpse Bride): ... we need to go up, upstairs to the land of the living ...
Michael Gough (Elder Gutknecht): ... land of the living, hmmm ... oh my dear ...
Helena Bonham Carter: ... please Elder Gutknecht ...
Michael Gough: ... now why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
From Corpse Bride
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Minnie Driver (Skylar): ... where did you get this [the answers to the homework]?
Matt Damon (Will Hunting): ... I had to sleep with someone in your class ...
Matt Damon: ... I hope it was someone with open toed sandals and really bad breath ...
From Good Will Hunting
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Jay Thomas: ... we're trying to figure out why he's [Dane Cook] funny ...
From Jay Thomas Show
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Demetri Martin: ... I used to compete in sports a lot ... but then I realized you can buy trophies ... now I'm good at everything ...
From Unknown
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Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): ... Ray, this isn't about winning or losing ...
Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... that is what you normally hear from the losers ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond

Adam Sandler (Bobby Boucher): ... Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue ...
From The Waterboy
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Ed Howe: ... I wish it were possible to pull a cold like an aching tooth ...
From Crossword Puzzle on October 23, 2008
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Evan Esar: The ideal gift for the high school or college graduate is a job.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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Jimmy Kimmel: ... isn't that the point of relationships, you both aren't having a good time but you're both there ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live on February 2, 2007
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Tina Fey (Sarah Palin): ... Mr President, I don't want to go all Katie Couric on you, but, I think its actually the other way around, I think the Vice President reports to the President ...
Will Ferrell (George W. Bush): ... really, that's not what Dick Cheney told me when he sat me down the first day ...
From Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Thursday on October 23, 2008
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