| Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann): |
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... you and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you have the chance to show it, to do the right thing ... |
| Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): |
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... I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest |
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| Trey Parker (Eric Cartman): |
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... I'm not fat, I'm big boned ... |
| From South Park |
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| Jeffrey Dean Morgan: |
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... I like to make my partner feel special ... "special" being the nickname I gave to my penis ... |
| From Rove on February 15, 2009
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| Courteney Cox (Dr Maddox): |
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... looking for something? |
| John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): |
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... yes, my cloak of invisibility so that I can avoid conversations with soulless dictators such as yourself, unfortunately it's really hard to find, because as the name suggests, it's invisible ... |
| Courteney Cox: |
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... alright Dr. Cox ... ridiculous name by the way ... |
| From Scrubs on January 13, 2009
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| Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): |
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... you paiged me for a cut, what kind of moron are you, O'Malley, are you a special moron, from the Isle of Complete and Utter Morons? |
| T.R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley): |
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... I don't think so ... |
| Eric Dane: |
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... shut up ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on September 25, 2008
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| Carla Gugino (Sally Jupiter): |
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... every day the future looks a little darker, but the past, even the grimy parts of it, keep on getting brighter ... |
| From Watchmen |
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| Ted Danson (Dr. John Becker): |
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... have you ever seen a psychiatrist? |
| Steven Wright (Boyd Crossman): |
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... well, it's hard to say, it's not like they walk around with big signs all day ... |
| From Becker |
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| Robin Quivers: |
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... Britney spears has lost custody of her children ... |
| Howard Stern: |
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... you know how bad a mother you have to be to lose custody of your children ... OJ has custody of his children ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on October 2, 2007
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| Brendan Behan: |
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All Ireland is washed by the Gulf Stream, except my wife's family. |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said |
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| Evan Esar: |
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People who live in glass houses should take out insurance. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |