| Brian Dietzen (Jimmy Palmer): |
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... yeah, most people don't know this, but financial disputes, second leading cause of divorce ... |
| David McCallum (Ducky): |
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... really, whats #1? |
| Mark Harmon (Special Agent Gibbs): |
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... marriage ... |
| From NCIS |
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| Winston Churchill: |
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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said |
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| Also See: Book Quotes History Quotes |
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| Chris Kattan (Office Worker): |
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... is there a problem with it? |
| Will Ferrell (Mr. Tarkanian): |
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... you do not hand in crap like this ... this looks like you took a crap or a dump in the printer, you are scum, I should fire you and burn down your house, I am this close to raping you ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Dennis Quaid (Doc Holiday): |
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... my Mama always said don't put off til tomorrow who you can kill today ... |
| From Wyatt Earp |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Peter La Fleur): |
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... are you sure this is completely necessary [throwing wrenches at them] ... |
| Rip Torn (Patches O'Houlihan): |
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... necessary ... is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... probably not ... |
| Rip Torn: |
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... no, but I do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Kate Hudson (Alexis): |
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... my parents hate you ... |
| Dane Cook (Tank): |
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... but, they'll come around ... except your mother ... and your dad ... |
| From My Best Friend's Girl |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Alec Baldwin (Jack Donaghy): |
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... passing out, and cursing, on St Patrick's Day ... is nothing sacred? |
| From 30 Rock on March 12, 2009
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Irish Quotes |
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| Rachael Ray: |
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... the way to any man or woman's heart or any other part of their anatomy, is through their stomach ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show on October 16, 2008
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... in Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on February 9, 2009
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... you know [Jeffrey Dean Morgan], that, once now you're in this movie [Watchmen], you're gonna become a part of, a whole world of nerds, that will never never let you go ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
