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Brian Dietzen (Jimmy Palmer): ... yeah, most people don't know this, but financial disputes, second leading cause of divorce ...
David McCallum (Ducky): ... really, whats #1?
Mark Harmon (Special Agent Gibbs): ... marriage ...

Winston Churchill: History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
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Chris Kattan (Office Worker): ... is there a problem with it?
Will Ferrell (Mr. Tarkanian): ... you do not hand in crap like this ... this looks like you took a crap or a dump in the printer, you are scum, I should fire you and burn down your house, I am this close to raping you ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

Dennis Quaid (Doc Holiday): ... my Mama always said don't put off til tomorrow who you can kill today ...
From Wyatt Earp
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Vince Vaughn (Peter La Fleur): ... are you sure this is completely necessary [throwing wrenches at them] ...
Rip Torn (Patches O'Houlihan): ... necessary ... is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Vince Vaughn: ... probably not ...
Rip Torn: ... no, but I do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste ...
From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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Kate Hudson (Alexis): ... my parents hate you ...
Dane Cook (Tank): ... but, they'll come around ... except your mother ... and your dad ...
From My Best Friend's Girl
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Alec Baldwin (Jack Donaghy): ... passing out, and cursing, on St Patrick's Day ... is nothing sacred?
From 30 Rock on March 12, 2009
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Rachael Ray: ... the way to any man or woman's heart or any other part of their anatomy, is through their stomach ...
From Rachael Ray Show on October 16, 2008
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Artie Lange: ... in Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party ...
From Howard Stern Show on February 9, 2009
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Jimmy Kimmel: ... you know [Jeffrey Dean Morgan], that, once now you're in this movie [Watchmen], you're gonna become a part of, a whole world of nerds, that will never never let you go ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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