| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |  | ... you can't outrun your shadow ... | 
	| From Grey's Anatomy on March 12, 2009 | 
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	| Will Ferrell (George W Bush): |  | ... I've chosen to schedule this impromptu address at night, because quite frankly, every time I speak during the day the stock market goes in the crapper ... so sorry Asian markets, you take the hit on this one ... | 
	| From Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Thursday | 
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	| Barack Obama: |  | ... by the time an issue has gotten to my desk, it is a serious issue, otherwise someone else would have solved it ... | 
	| From Presidential News Conference on February 24, 2009 | 
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	| Evan Esar: |  | The thing that surprises the college graduate most when he gets out in the world is to find out how much uneducated people know. | 
	| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes | 
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	| Dane Cook: |  | ... that would be great if that was a real cereal ... start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex ... its a miracle in a bowl ... | 
	| From Comedy Central Presents | 
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	| Rainn Wilson (Dwight Schrute): |  | ... I keep secrets from my computer ... | 
	| From The Office | 
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	| Al Martino (Johnny Fontane): |  | ... I don't know what to do ... | 
	| Marlon Brando (Don Vito Corleone): |  | ... you can act like man! | 
	| From The Godfather | 
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	| Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): |  | ... Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade? | 
	| Steve Carell (Brick Tamland): |  | ... I don't know ... | 
	| From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy | 
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	| Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy): |  | ... that's my date, tell him I am not home ... | 
	| David Faustino (Bud Bundy): |  | ... why don't you tell him? | 
	| Christina Applegate: |  | ... good idea ... | 
	| From Married with Children | 
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	| Mitch Hedberg: |  | ... I bought a seven dollar pen because I am always losing pens and I am tired of not caring ... | 
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