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Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin): ... I eat pieces of **** [poop] like you for breakfast ...
Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore): ... you eat pieces of **** [poop] for breakfast?
Christopher McDonald: ... no ...
From Happy Gilmore
Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes

Nancy Cartwright (Ralph Wiggum): ... ha ha ha, dying tickles ...
From The Simpsons
Also See: Death Quotes

Nikki Reed (Shay Bettencourt): ... [tell me] something, no one else knows in the world knows except you ...
Jonathan Tucker (Jordan Wells): ... you scare me ...
Nikki Reed: ... I already knew that, I said tell me something that no one else knows ...
Jonathan Tucker: ... you scare me and I like it ...
From Cherry Crush
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Christian Bale (Bruce Wayne): ... a guy dressing up as a bat clearly has issues ...
From Batman Begins
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Artie Lange: ... it is great doing a talk show with Nicole Ritchie ...
David Letterman: ... she's lovely, isn't she?
Artie Lange: ... besides being lovely, backstage I got to eat all of her food ...
From Late Show with David Letterman
Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Jim Carrey (Truman Burbank): ... early bird gathers no moss, rolling stone gets the worm ...
From The Truman Show
Also See: Movie Quotes

Chris Rock (Chaka Luther King): ... man, this movie is going to make House Party, look like House Party 2 ...
From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Edward Norton (The Narrator): ... on a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to 0 ...
From Fight Club
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Riki Lindhome (Hilary): ... you're like the anti-Cupid ...
Dane Cook (Tank): ... more like the anti-Christ ...
From My Best Friend's Girl
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Ed Howe: Treat spring just as you would a friend you have not learned to trust.
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