| Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin): |
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... I eat pieces of **** [poop] like you for breakfast ... |
| Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore): |
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... you eat pieces of **** [poop] for breakfast? |
| Christopher McDonald: |
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... no ... |
| From Happy Gilmore |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Nancy Cartwright (Ralph Wiggum): |
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... ha ha ha, dying tickles ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Nikki Reed (Shay Bettencourt): |
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... [tell me] something, no one else knows in the world knows except you ... |
| Jonathan Tucker (Jordan Wells): |
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... you scare me ... |
| Nikki Reed: |
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... I already knew that, I said tell me something that no one else knows ... |
| Jonathan Tucker: |
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... you scare me and I like it ... |
| From Cherry Crush |
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| Also See: Cute Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Christian Bale (Bruce Wayne): |
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... a guy dressing up as a bat clearly has issues ... |
| From Batman Begins |
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... it is great doing a talk show with Nicole Ritchie ... |
| David Letterman: |
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... she's lovely, isn't she? |
| Artie Lange: |
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... besides being lovely, backstage I got to eat all of her food ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jim Carrey (Truman Burbank): |
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... early bird gathers no moss, rolling stone gets the worm ... |
| From The Truman Show |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Rock (Chaka Luther King): |
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... man, this movie is going to make House Party, look like House Party 2 ... |
| From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Edward Norton (The Narrator): |
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... on a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to 0 ... |
| From Fight Club |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Riki Lindhome (Hilary): |
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... you're like the anti-Cupid ... |
| Dane Cook (Tank): |
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... more like the anti-Christ ... |
| From My Best Friend's Girl |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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| Ed Howe: |
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Treat spring just as you would a friend you have not learned to trust. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Friendship Quotes |