| Ron Bennington: |  | ... if you found out the meaning of life and it didn't include you, you would think life was meaningless ... | 
	| From The Ron and Fez Show | 
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	| Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): |  | ... how old are you? | 
	| Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): |  | ... 17 ... | 
	| Kristen Stewart: |  | ... how long have you been 17? | 
	| Robert Pattinson: |  | ... awhile ... | 
	| From Twilight | 
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	| Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): |  | ... I'm a riddle rapped in a mystery inside a bitch ... | 
	| James Van Der Beek (Dixon): |  | ... what woman isn't? | 
	| From One Tree Hill on February 2, 2009 | 
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	| Vince Vaughn (Beanie): |  | ... Blue was old, that is what old people do, they die ... | 
	| From Old School | 
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	| Kal Penn (Gogol): |  | ... this is America, Ma, people have twins when they're 60 ... | 
	| From The Namesake | 
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	| Don Cheadle: |  | ... the Coen brothers are at it again, writing and directing an original comic masterpiece [Burn After Reading] that focuses on very ordinary and very dumb people, Brad, Pitt ... | 
	| From The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 11, 2009 | 
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	| Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones): |  | ... I think my maid is using my vibrator ... | 
	| Kristin Davis (Charlotte York): |  | ... I don't think you are supposed to say maid anymore ... | 
	| Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie Bradshaw): |  | ... I don't think you are supposed to say vibrator ... | 
	| From Sex and the City | 
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	| Howard Stern: |  | ... [Passover] it's basically Easter without Jesus ... | 
	| From Howard Stern Show on April 8, 2009 | 
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	| Ellen DeGeneres: |  | ... it must be so fun to play the character [Joey on Friends and Joey], cause you're just so stupid ... | 
	| Matt LeBlanc: |  | ... yeah ... it's actually pretty easy ... | 
	| From Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show on October 7, 2005 | 
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	| Gary Cole (Cotton McKnight): |  | ... ladies and gentlemen, prepare to witness the greatest happening in sports, sudden death dodgeball ... | 
	| Jason Bateman (Pepper Brooks): |  | ... Pepper needs new shorts ... | 
	| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story | 
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