| Lee Arenberg (Pintel): |
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... you're supposed to be dead ... |
| Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): |
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... am I not? |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... I had the biggest darn emergency that exists today, and it was fun for about a minute, because the woman almost died, but then we saved her ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on October 16, 2008
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Phil Weston): |
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... how many sarcastic pills you take this morning? |
| From Kicking & Screaming |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Steve Carell (Andy Stitzer): |
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... Cal, what do you think, is this too yellow? |
| Seth Rogen (Cal): |
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... no ... what's Curious George like in real life? |
| From The 40 Year Old Virgin |
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| Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Tracy Morgan (Tracy Jordan): |
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... I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting, I was replaced by Jackie Chan ... |
| From 30 Rock on February 26, 2009
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... it really drives me banana sangwich ... |
| From Comedy Central Bar Mitzvah Bash |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Retaliation Quotes |
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| Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): |
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... you got to give me some answers ... |
| Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): |
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... yes, no ... to get to the other side, uh, 1.77245 ... |
| From Twilight |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... I was sweating like Kathy Lee at a Carrot Top look alike contest ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 26, 2009
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chuck Liddell (The Iceman): |
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... only thing each of you has to decide is how you want to die ... |
| Kal Penn (Z-Bob): |
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... uh, I'll take overdosing on Viagra with teenage nymphos when I'm 90 please ... |
| Chuck Liddell: |
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... not one of your options ... |
| From Bachelor Party Vegas |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Heath Ledger (The Joker): |
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... if you're good at something, never do it for free ... |
| From The Dark Knight |
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Movie Quotes |
