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Tom Cruise (Les Grossman): ... a nutless monkey could do your job ...
From Tropic Thunder
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Dane Cook: ... I want venom ...
From Comedy Central Presents
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Howard Stern: ... why don't they just get that Hubble Telescope and aim it at Megan Fox's window so we can take a peek ...
From Howard Stern Show on May 12, 2009
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Bill Hader (Officer Slater): ... you don't want to ride on the bus anyway ...
Seth Rogen (Officer Michaels): ... buses smell like piss generally, you know why?
Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Fogell): ... why?
Seth Rogen: ... people piss on it ...
From Superbad
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Bill Pullman (Lone Starr): ... that's all we need, a Druish princess ...
John Candy (Barf): ... funny, she doesn't look Druish ...
From Spaceballs
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Clint Eastwood (Ben Shockley): ... well on a scale of 10, I'd have to give her a 2 ... and that's only because I've never seen a 1 before ...
From The Gauntlet
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Jim Gaffigan: ... peanut butter and chocolate is my favorite team ...
From The Opie and Anthony Show on March 24, 2009
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Jason Biggs (Dustin): ... I love the way you eat, I love that you eat ...
Kate Hudson (Alexis): ... I love that you pay ...
From My Best Friend's Girl
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Katey Sagal (Peggy Bundy): ... you never listen to me ...
Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy): ... why would I, got a TV ...
Katey Sagal: ... I know, it's the only thing you've turned on in 20 years ...
Ed O'Neill: ... well if you came with a remote and mute button, I might turn you on too every now and then ...
From Married with Children

Anna Faris (Shelley Darlingson): ... kindness is just love with its work boots on ...
From The House Bunny
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