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Groucho Marx: Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
From Power Quotes on August 19, 1977
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Katey Sagal (Gemma Teller Morrow): ... Jesus is just a guy who cuts my lawn ...
From Sons of Anarchy on November 19, 2008

Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): ... wow, it is like porno for clowns ...
From Friends

Will Ferrell (Mr. Tarkanian): ... I am a strong man, anyone in this office take a run at me ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

Paul Rudd (Danny Donahu): ... no, venti is 20 ... yeah, large is large, in fact tall is large and grande is Spanish for large, venti is the only one that doesn't mean large, it is also the only one that is Italian, congratulations, you are stupid in 3 languages ...
From Role Models
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Howard Stern: ... that's weird that Batman [Christian Bale] is in Terminator ....
From Howard Stern Show on March 4, 2009
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Rodney Dangerfield: ... when I met my wife I wanted sex in the worst way and I got it ...
From Mad TV
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Rick Pitino: ... when you have a problem, if you tell the truth your problem becomes part of your past, if you lie it becomes a part of your future ...
From Press Conference on August 12, 2009
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Andrea Frankle (Maddie McConnell): ... you going to kill my baby?
Hilary Swank (Katherine): ... no ...
Andrea Frankle: ... why not?
From The Reaping
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Artie Lange: ... she [Jessica Biel] was born the year I got my first DWI ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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