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Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester): ... the two of you are making a very serious mistake today, the likes of which has not been seen since the Mexican Indians sold Manhattan to George Washington for an up skirt photo of Betsy Ross ...
From Glee on September 21, 2010
Also See: History Quotes

Maggie Q (Maggie): ... Randy, I am trying to sacrifice my life for our love, stop being a @#$% ...
From Balls of Fury
Also See: Life Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes

Evan Esar: ... some men make difficulties and difficulties make some men ...
From Crossword Puzzle on September 1, 2008

Chyler Leigh (Dr. Lexie Grey): ... where's your girlfriend?
Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): ... back with her husband, I'm guessing, and I don't have a girlfriend ...
Chyler Leigh: ... or a conscience apparently ...
From Grey's Anatomy on January 10, 2008
Also See: Relationship Quotes

Jewel Kilcher: ... your wife [Beth Stern] is Catholic and you are Jewish, how does that work?
Howard Stern: ... well, basically I'm going to hell and she's going to heaven ...
From Howard Stern Show on May 24, 2010
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): ... Stewie, why don't you play in the other room ...
Stewie Griffin: ... why don't you burn in hell ...
From Family Guy
Also See: Lois Griffin Quotes

Dane Cook (Zack): ... you know what they say Vince, it ain't over till your mama sings ...
From Employee of the Month
Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes Music Quotes

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Rex Lewis): ... [Duke] he's a real American hero ...
From G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
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Chris Rock: ... you can have fun and have a family too ...
David Spade: ... what, nobody told me that ...
From Howard Stern Show on June 21, 2010
Also See: Family Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Will Ferrell (Dave): ... ok, easy, easy, allright, I'm not your daddy here ...
From Undeclared
Also See: Father Quotes

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