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Leslie Nielsen (Det. Lt. Frank Drebin): ... Lickman Street, that's the red light district, wonder why Sevat is hanging out down there?
George Kennedy (Det. Captain Ed Hocken): ... sex, Frank?
Leslie Nielsen: ... uhhhhh, no, not right now, Ed, we got work to do ...
From The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
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Howard Stern: ... if you have ever been to the Vatican, the head exorcist's desk is right next to Santa Claus ...
From Howard Stern Show on March 11, 2010
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David Letterman: ... Thanksgiving is the day when ... my mom, after six Bloody Marys, looks at the turkey and goes: "Here kitty, kitty" ...
From Uncle John's Quintessential Collection of Notable Quotations: For Every Occasion
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Greg Giraldo: ... it's good to see that little weirdo Teller here, what a freak ... usually Tom Arnold's the only guy in the room who's made a living doing absolutely nothing besides hooking up with a fat slob with a bad hairdo ...
From Cheech & Chong: Roasted
Also See: Relationship Quotes

Shia LaBeouf (Mutt Williams): ... you know, for an old man, you ain't bad in a fight ...
Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones): ... thanks a lot ...
Shia LaBeouf: ... what are you like 80?
From Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Also See: Movie Quotes

Brad Pitt (Lt. Aldo Raine): ... we in the killing Nazi business, and business is a boomin ...
From Inglorious Bastards
Also See: Death Quotes Famous Quotes Movie Quotes

Lisa Lampanelli: ... usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping ...
From Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl
Also See: Sex Quotes

Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus): ... Bill Murray ...
Emma Stone (Wichita): ... this guy has a direct line to my funny bone ...
Abigail Breslin (Little Rock): ... whoa, who's Bill Murray?
Woody Harrelson (Tallahassee): ... I've never hit a kid before ... that's like asking who Gandhi is ...
Abigail Breslin: ... who's Gandhi?
From Zombieland
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Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher Turk): ... you and Elliot did go through a lot ...
Judy Reyes (Nurse Carla Espinosa): ... you two have been on and off again more than Ross and Rachel from Friends ...
Zach Braff (Dr. John Dorian): ... pshh, please I'm nothing like Ross ...
John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): ... oh, ofcourse not, you're Rachel, she's Ross ...
From Scrubs
Also See: Friends Quotes Relationship Quotes

Dan Aykroyd (Captain Tucker): ... if sometimes I have given you the impression that I'm your friend, I apologize ...
From I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
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