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William Shatner (Ed): ... why do I have to keep on identifying letters, I have been driving for 60 years and never got rear ended by a gigantic E ...
Tim Bagley (Tim): ... clearly you have never driven down Sesame Street ...
From $#*! My Dad Says

Mila Kunis (Jackie Burkhart): ... so hair, body, and car, the big three, the holy trinity of love ...
From That '70s Show
Also See: Love Quotes

Howard Stern: ... they should take that [big] telescope and aim it into Olivia Wilde's bathroom so we can see what's doing ...
From Howard Stern Show on May 13, 2009
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Dave Attell: ... I guess you know you are really drunk when you get pulled over by the coast guard ...
From Unknown
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Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper): ... you're like an Alzheimer's victim in a whore house ... you're constantly surprised that you've been screwed ... and you don't want to pay for it ...
From Two and a Half Men
Also See: Sex Quotes

Lea Michele (Rachel Berry): ... have you been working out, your arms seem bigger?
Mark Salling (Puck): ... it's the steroids ...
From Glee on November 30, 2010
Also See: Drug Quotes

Justin Bieber: ... my favorite book is probably the bible ...
From Entertainment Tonight
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Jewel Kilcher: ... I hate Valentine's Day ...
From Unknown
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Jay Leno: ... any boyfriends?
Natalie Portman: ... you ...
Jay Leno: ... now I am going to jail ...
From The Tonight Show on February 22, 2006
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Cameron James): ... likes ... Thai food, feminist prose, and angry girl rock of the Indy persuasion, here's a list of CDs that she has in her room ...
Heath Ledger (Patrick Verona): ... so I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around and listen to chicks that can't play their instruments, right?
From 10 Things I Hate About You
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