| William Shatner (Ed): |
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... why do I have to keep on identifying letters, I have been driving for 60 years and never got rear ended by a gigantic E ... |
| Tim Bagley (Tim): |
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... clearly you have never driven down Sesame Street ... |
| From $#*! My Dad Says |
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| Mila Kunis (Jackie Burkhart): |
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... so hair, body, and car, the big three, the holy trinity of love ... |
| From That '70s Show |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... they should take that [big] telescope and aim it into Olivia Wilde's bathroom so we can see what's doing ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on May 13, 2009
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dave Attell: |
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... I guess you know you are really drunk when you get pulled over by the coast guard ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes |
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| Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper): |
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... you're like an Alzheimer's victim in a whore house ... you're constantly surprised that you've been screwed ... and you don't want to pay for it ... |
| From Two and a Half Men |
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Lea Michele (Rachel Berry): |
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... have you been working out, your arms seem bigger? |
| Mark Salling (Puck): |
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... it's the steroids ... |
| From Glee on November 30, 2010
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
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| Justin Bieber: |
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... my favorite book is probably the bible ... |
| From Entertainment Tonight |
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| Also See: Bible Quotes Book Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jewel Kilcher: |
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... I hate Valentine's Day ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Music Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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| Jay Leno: |
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... any boyfriends? |
| Natalie Portman: |
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... you ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... now I am going to jail ... |
| From The Tonight Show on February 22, 2006
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Cameron James): |
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... likes ... Thai food, feminist prose, and angry girl rock of the Indy persuasion, here's a list of CDs that she has in her room ... |
| Heath Ledger (Patrick Verona): |
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... so I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around and listen to chicks that can't play their instruments, right? |
| From 10 Things I Hate About You |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes Music Quotes |
