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Will Ferrell (Tiger Woods): ... what can I say, I'm the best, in your face ...
From ESPY Awards on July 20, 2008
Also See: Best Quotes Sports Quotes Tiger Woods Quotes

Jack LaLanne: ... can't afford to die, wreck my image ...
From an interview
Also See: Death Quotes

Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): ... Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce and exploit gender stereotypes ...
From 30 Rock on February 11, 2010
Also See: Holiday Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes

Brian Baumgartner (Eric): ... you lie to your families on Christmas?
Vince Vaughn (Brad): ... well you really can't spell families without lies ...
From Four Christmases
Also See: Christmas Quotes Family Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... I already fixed her before you came, but that was a nice speech ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 30, 2010

Norm MacDonald (Frank): ... hey Billy, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Adam Sandler (Billy Madison): ... Jack Nicholson today or 1974?
Norm MacDonald: ... 1974 ...
Adam Sandler: ... Meg Ryan ...
From Billy Madison
Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes

Greg Giraldo: ... Cheech and Chong, just when I thought they were gone, they're like the herpes of comedy ...
From Cheech & Chong: Roasted

Jay Leno: ... what does your dad do?
Natalie Portman: ... my dad's an infertility specialist ...
Jay Leno: ... oh is that right?
Natalie Portman: ... yeah ...
Jay Leno: ... well he can't be that good, you're here ...
From The Tonight Show on February 22, 2996
Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Pregnant Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Norm MacDonald (Frank): ... when I graduated first grade all my father did for me was, tell me to get a job ...
From Billy Madison
Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Graduation Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes

Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus): ... it's tough growing up in Zombieland ...
Emma Stone (Wichita): ... it's tough growing up ...
From Zombieland
Also See: Monster Quotes Movie Quotes

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