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Steven Wright: ... I like to reminisce with people I don't know ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

Phil Hartman (Bill McNeal): ... and as far as hazing goes, pouring a half a pot of coffee and hot sauce on someone is relatively mild ...
Maura Tierney (Lisa): ... you poured hot sauce on him too?
Phil Hartman: ... no ...
From NewsRadio

Homer Simpson: ... ok, it is the standard grandpa drill, everyone into the cellar ...
From The Simpsons
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Rachael Ray: ... she [Martha Stewart] thinks she is tough because she went to prison, but I can still take her ...
From a Rachael Ray Show taping on August 22, 2006
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Evan Esar: You can never tell wether advice is good or bad until you no longer need it.
From Esar's Comic Dictionary
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Shuli: ... people say Artie [Lange] models his career after John Belushi .... but that isn't true, Belushi had one good movie .... and he knew when to die ...
From Howard Stern Show on June 9, 2006
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Matt LeBlanc (Joey): ... I thought since you wrote Ema a song, I would use one of my talents for her ...
Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe): ... you are going to hit on her?
From Friends
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Chris Farley (Tommy): ... I was checking the a ... specs on the end line, for the rotary, girder, I'm retarded, I ...
From Tommy Boy
Also See: Movie Quotes

Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... I save lives, selfish people don't save lives ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 26, 2006

Dane Cook: ... I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ... I am not the Lord, I can't do that ...
From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle at MSG on November 12, 2006

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