| Steven Wright: |
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... I like to reminisce with people I don't know ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Phil Hartman (Bill McNeal): |
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... and as far as hazing goes, pouring a half a pot of coffee and hot sauce on someone is relatively mild ... |
| Maura Tierney (Lisa): |
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... you poured hot sauce on him too? |
| Phil Hartman: |
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... no ... |
| From NewsRadio |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... ok, it is the standard grandpa drill, everyone into the cellar ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Rachael Ray: |
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... she [Martha Stewart] thinks she is tough because she went to prison, but I can still take her ... |
| From a Rachael Ray Show taping on August 22, 2006
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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You can never tell wether advice is good or bad until you no longer need it. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Shuli: |
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... people say Artie [Lange] models his career after John Belushi .... but that isn't true, Belushi had one good movie .... and he knew when to die ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on June 9, 2006
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| Also See: Artie Lange Quotes Death Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... I thought since you wrote Ema a song, I would use one of my talents for her ... |
| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe): |
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... you are going to hit on her? |
| From Friends |
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| Also See: Music Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... I was checking the a ... specs on the end line, for the rotary, girder, I'm retarded, I ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... I save lives, selfish people don't save lives ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on October 26, 2006
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ... I am not the Lord, I can't do that ... |
| From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle at MSG on November 12, 2006
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