| Mitch Hedberg: |
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... the only way I can get my cds into a store is if I bring it in myself and leave it ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... I can't go to a gay bar, I am too fat ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Evan Esar: |
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If there's anything a dentist hates it's a drooping mustache. |
| From Crossword Puzzle on December 7, 2006
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... it's a moo point ... |
| Jennifer Aniston (Rachel): |
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... you mean a moot point ... |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... no no, a moo point ... like a cows opinion, doesn't matter ... it's moo ... |
| From Friends |
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| Adam Sandler: |
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... Jennifer Connelly is half Jewish, but I would like to put more in her ... |
| From The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 |
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| Also See: Chanukah Song Quotes Music Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... are you worried she [Rachael Ray] is honing in on your territory ... |
| Martha Stewart: |
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... she can not cook like I cook, she can not bake like I bake, and she can not craft like I craft ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on December 14, 2006
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| Also See: Rachael Ray Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... the Clash ... I don't know if you are aware of this, Gutter, but there actually was music recorded before 1989 ... |
| From PCU |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Music Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... I think your brain has a thick candy shell ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... your, your brain has the shell on it ... |
| David Spade: |
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... are you talking? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... shut up Richard ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Katherine Heigl (Izzie): |
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... Dude, she went all cage fighter on you ... |
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... I know ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on November 23, 2006
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I eat the euchrist, or the crouton of Christ ... |
| From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle at MSG on November 12, 2006
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
