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Mitch Hedberg: ... the only way I can get my cds into a store is if I bring it in myself and leave it ...
From Unknown

Homer Simpson: ... I can't go to a gay bar, I am too fat ...
From The Simpsons

Evan Esar: If there's anything a dentist hates it's a drooping mustache.
From Crossword Puzzle on December 7, 2006

Matt LeBlanc (Joey): ... it's a moo point ...
Jennifer Aniston (Rachel): ... you mean a moot point ...
Matt LeBlanc: ... no no, a moo point ... like a cows opinion, doesn't matter ... it's moo ...
From Friends

Adam Sandler: ... Jennifer Connelly is half Jewish, but I would like to put more in her ...
From The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3
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Howard Stern: ... are you worried she [Rachael Ray] is honing in on your territory ...
Martha Stewart: ... she can not cook like I cook, she can not bake like I bake, and she can not craft like I craft ...
From Howard Stern Show on December 14, 2006
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Jeremy Piven (Droz): ... the Clash ... I don't know if you are aware of this, Gutter, but there actually was music recorded before 1989 ...
From PCU
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David Spade (Richard): ... I think your brain has a thick candy shell ...
Chris Farley (Tommy): ... your, your brain has the shell on it ...
David Spade: ... are you talking?
Chris Farley: ... shut up Richard ...
From Tommy Boy
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Katherine Heigl (Izzie): ... Dude, she went all cage fighter on you ...
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... I know ...
From Grey's Anatomy on November 23, 2006

Dane Cook: ... I eat the euchrist, or the crouton of Christ ...
From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle at MSG on November 12, 2006
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