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Jesse L. Martin (Detective Ed Green):		... would a lawyer lie?
Jerry Orbach (Detective Lennie Briscoe):		... there is a first time for everything ...
From Law & Order

Owen Wilson (John):		... you know how they say we only use 10% of our brains, well I think we only use 10% of our hearts ...
From Wedding Crashers

Also See: Movie Quotes

Brad Garrett (Robert):		... three women at one time, I didn't think I would have three women in my whole life ...
Peter Boyle (Frank):		... we all lost money on that bet ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond

Cole Hauser (Billy):		... you are legally allowed to drink kid, so we figured the best thing for you is a car ...
From Good Will Hunting

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Stewie Griffin:		... when the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless ...
From Family Guy

Also See: Death Quotes

Artie Lange:		... never let the truth get in the way of a good story ...
From Howard Stern Show on January 29, 2007

Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Will Ferrell (George W. Bush):		... I start my day thinking about the warming of the globe and how we can get it warmer ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

Evan Esar:		... you can't use your friends and have them too ...
From Crossword Puzzle on January 25, 2007

Also See: Friendship Quotes

Dane Cook:		... I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien on June 15, 2006

Also See: School Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens):		... you are a doctor now, parental disappointment ends with a medical degree ...
From Grey's Anatomy on February 1, 2007

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