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Peter Griffin: ... I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn't matter where everyone is from as long as we're all the same religion ...
From Family Guy

Steven Wright: ... I put instant coffee into a microwave and I almost went back in time ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

Susan Lucci: ... it is washable ...
Rachael Ray: ... somehow I don't see you at home doing the wash ...
Susan Lucci: ... it is washable ...
From Rachael Ray Show on February 14, 2007
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Howard Stern: ... I am Oprah Winfrey for men ...
From Howard Stern Show on January 11, 2007
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Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe): ... if I kept it, it would be like stealing ...
Jennifer Aniston (Rachel): ... yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping ...
From Friends

Jack Nicholson (Melvin Udall): ... go sell crazy someplace else, we are all stocked up here ...
From As Good as It Gets
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Chris Farley (Bus Driver): ... that Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Ase ... I know from experience, if you know what I mean ...
Adam Sandler (Billy): ... no you don't ...
Chris Farley: ... well, not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her got it on, wooo weeee ...
Adam Sandler: ... no they didn't ...
Chris Farley: ... no no no, they didn't ... but you can imagine what it'd be like if they did ...
From Billy Madison
Also See: Movie Quotes

Evan Esar: ... the best time to make friends is before you need them ...
From Crossword Puzzle on February 22, 2007
Also See: Best Quotes Friendship Quotes

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... I did not try to drown myself in the bathtub ...
Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... hey ... I ate everything out of the refrigerator last night, everything, including a tub of butter ... there's no judgement here ...
From Grey's Anatomy on February 8, 2007

Dane Cook: ... I love the movies, I don't even call them the movies, I call them cinematic adventures ...
From Unknown
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