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Jay Leno: ... your wife must be a patient women ...
Will Ferrell: ... she's lucky ...
From The Tonight Show
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David Letterman: ... and if you're from out of town, here's a good way you can tell it is Spring in the city, the car jackers come in through the sun roof ...
From Late Show with David Letterman
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Artie Lange: ... Jason [Alexander] is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing ...
From Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner

David Schwimmer (Ross): ... I know, when I am 90 she will be 80 and it won't be a big deal ...
Matt LeBlanc (Joey): ... no, that wasn't what I was going to say at all, when you are 90, you will still have the memory of when you were with a 20 year old ...
From Friends

Oprah Winfrey: ... but that [hosting the Oscars] evan isn't the least slightest bit intimidating?
Ellen DeGeneres: ... ahhh, I hadn't thougth about it, but ahhh ...
Oprah Winfrey: ... no, seriously ...
Ellen DeGeneres: ... well you know, I am going to drink a little bit ...
From Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show
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Hugh Laurie (Dr House): ... I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with, I am that good ...
From House M.D.

Evan Esar: One ounce of example is worth a pound of advice.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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Robin Quivers: ... you think he [Chris Farley] was crying on the inside?
Norm MacDonald: ... I don't know, how do you cry on the inside?
From Howard Stern Show on January 8, 1998
Also See: Chris Farley Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Dane Cook: ... now I love this question, I love this question, the guy's going to look at you, he's gonna go, "umm, do you need a box?" ... ahh, no, I would like to make 9 trips, like I'm a chu chu train ...
From Unknown

Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... stop pouting ...
T.R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley): ... I am not pouting ...
Sandra Oh: ... I don't even have to look at you to know you are pouting ...
From Grey's Anatomy

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