| Owen Wilson (John Beckwith): |  | ... rule # 5, you are an idiot ... | 
	| From Wedding Crashers | 
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	| Dane Cook: |  | ... I don't like it when you open your mouth and its like a battle of epic proportions going on ... | 
	| From Retaliation | 
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	| Christopher Walken (Feng): |  | ... ping pong ... or, as the Chinese say, ping pong ... | 
	| From Balls of Fury | 
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	| Chris Rock: |  | ... you are around pretty girls in every movie ... | 
	| Robin Quivers: |  | ... not a [Adam] Sandler movie ... | 
	| From Howard Stern Show on March 14, 2007 | 
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	| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |  | ... you can't date a vet, he isn't even a real doctor ... | 
	| From Grey's Anatomy | 
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	| Sarah Silverman: |  | ... 50 Cent is here, this is awesome ... can I just say, I think it is so cute that he is still alive ... | 
	| From 2007 MTV Video Music Awards | 
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	| Jeffrey Ross: |  | ... you [Artie Lange] are like the Chris Farley of satellite radio ... | 
	| From Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner | 
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	| Evan Esar: |  | The wheel enabled man to get ahead - until he got behind it. | 
	| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes | 
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	| Ben Stiller (White Goodman): |  | ... we should mate ... | 
	| Christine Taylor (Kate Veatch): |  | ... what? | 
	| Ben Stiller: |  | ... date, I said we should date some time, you know, socially, go out and kick it ... are you ok? | 
	| Christine Taylor: |  | ... I'm fine, I just a, threw up in my mouth a little bit ... | 
	| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story | 
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	| Catman Cohen: |  | ... I met Paris Hilton, a sweet thin girl, who did not know who I am and, as I discovered, did not know who she is either, other than what the media told her to be ... | 
	| From CatmanCohen.com | 
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