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Will Smith (Det. Mike Lowrey): ... geeze, married life is easy, you only have one woman to satisfy ...
From Bad Boys
Also See: Movie Quotes

Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann): ... what kind of man trades another man's life for a ship?
Orlando Bloom (Will Turner): ... pirate ...
From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes Pirate Quotes

Lisa Lampanelli: ... you [Pat Cooper] make Jerry Lewis look like Dane Cook ...
From Howard Stern Show on September 6, 2007
Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Jerry Seinfeld: ... what happened to your mental alarm?
Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer): ... I guess I hit the snooze ...
From Seinfeld

Catman Cohen: Being old and wrinkled in the music biz today makes you as popular as a leper with AIDS attending an orgy.
From CatmanCohen.com
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Sandra Oh (Dr Christina Yang): ... your problem is Estrogen ...
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... no, my problem is tequila ...
From Grey's Anatomy
Also See: Drug Quotes

Jon Stewart: ... perhaps, even the very act of gathering tonight for an award show, no matter how green ... is wasteful, perhaps we shouldn't even have award shows ...
Stephen Colbert: ... what! ... Jon ... if entertainers stop publically congratulating each other ... then the Earth wins ...
From The 59th Primetime Emmy Awards

Jeremy Piven (Droz): ... times have changed in the past 30 years, Tho-mas, we no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore ...
From PCU
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John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): ... got a message for all of them, shake and bake ...
Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): ... what does that do, does that blow your mind ... that just happened ...
Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard): ... what is that a catch phrase, or is that, uh, epilepsy?
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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Eleanor Roosevelt: Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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