| Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard): |  | ... you know why I came to America, Ricky Bobby? | 
	| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |  | ... public schools, healthcare system, giant waterparks, I mean the same reason anyone comes to America ... | 
	| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby | 
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	| James Hong (Master Wong): |  | ... real ping pong is not played for trophies, it is played in the shadows, in dark alleys, in back rooms for hard cash ... and cheap ugly women ... | 
	| From Balls of Fury | 
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	| Harry Shearer (Ned Flanders): |  | ... and, homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met ... | 
	| Homer Simpson: |  | ... hey, I got off easy ... | 
	| From The Simpsons | 
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	| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |  | ... he is the weaker kid ... even I don't beat up on the weaker kid ... | 
	| From Grey's Anatomy | 
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	| Lisa Edelstein (Dr. Lisa Cuddy): |  | ... where did you come from? | 
	| Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House): |  | ... apes, if you believe the Democrats ... | 
	| From House M.D. on September 25, 2007 | 
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	| Mitch Hedberg: |  | ... I play tennis, the thing that is depressing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as the wall, I played a wall once, their relentless ... | 
	| From Unknown | 
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	| Jimmy Kimmel: |  | ... now well you've done movies now with both Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba ... | 
	| Dane Cook: |  | ... that is true, and Jessica Biel ... | 
	| Jimmy Kimmel: |  | ... and Jessica Biel ... | 
	| Dane Cook: |  | ... yes ... | 
	| Jimmy Kimmel: |  | ... which is your favorite Jessica? | 
	| Dane Cook: |  | ... ah, I think my next one we're gonna CGI Jessica Tandy back to life ... | 
	| Jimmy Kimmel: |  | ... is that right? ... and so she will then certainly be your favorite ... | 
	| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on September 20, 2007 | 
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	| Uknown: |  | ... you don't get to be a safe driver by accident ... | 
	| From Crossword Puzzle | 
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	| David Schwimmer (Dr. Ross Geller): |  | ... I am just going to go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian girlfriend ... | 
	| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |  | ... to hell with hockey, lets all do that ... | 
	| From Friends | 
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	| John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): |  | ... me and Ricky since we've been little kids, man ... we go together like chinese food and chocolate puding, lets face it ... | 
	| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |  | ... yeah, but Cal, those two things don't really go together ... | 
	| John C. Reilly: |  | ... oh we, we go together like cocain and waffles ... | 
	| Will Ferrell: |  | ... you know what, for instance, if you, if I say peanut butter and ... | 
	| John C. Reilly: |  | ... ladies ... | 
	| David Koechner (Herschell): |  | ... yup ... | 
	| John C. Reilly: |  | ... right? am I right? | 
	| Will Ferrell: |  | ... no, jelly ... | 
	| David Koechner: |  | ... jelly? | 
	| John C. Reilly: |  | ... I'm supposed to put jelly on a lady? | 
	| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby | 
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