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Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard): ... you know why I came to America, Ricky Bobby?
Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): ... public schools, healthcare system, giant waterparks, I mean the same reason anyone comes to America ...
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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James Hong (Master Wong): ... real ping pong is not played for trophies, it is played in the shadows, in dark alleys, in back rooms for hard cash ... and cheap ugly women ...
From Balls of Fury
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Harry Shearer (Ned Flanders): ... and, homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met ...
Homer Simpson: ... hey, I got off easy ...
From The Simpsons

Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... he is the weaker kid ... even I don't beat up on the weaker kid ...
From Grey's Anatomy

Lisa Edelstein (Dr. Lisa Cuddy): ... where did you come from?
Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House): ... apes, if you believe the Democrats ...
From House M.D. on September 25, 2007
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Mitch Hedberg: ... I play tennis, the thing that is depressing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as the wall, I played a wall once, their relentless ...
From Unknown
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Jimmy Kimmel: ... now well you've done movies now with both Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba ...
Dane Cook: ... that is true, and Jessica Biel ...
Jimmy Kimmel: ... and Jessica Biel ...
Dane Cook: ... yes ...
Jimmy Kimmel: ... which is your favorite Jessica?
Dane Cook: ... ah, I think my next one we're gonna CGI Jessica Tandy back to life ...
Jimmy Kimmel: ... is that right? ... and so she will then certainly be your favorite ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live on September 20, 2007
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Uknown: ... you don't get to be a safe driver by accident ...
From Crossword Puzzle

David Schwimmer (Dr. Ross Geller): ... I am just going to go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian girlfriend ...
Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... to hell with hockey, lets all do that ...
From Friends
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John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): ... me and Ricky since we've been little kids, man ... we go together like chinese food and chocolate puding, lets face it ...
Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): ... yeah, but Cal, those two things don't really go together ...
John C. Reilly: ... oh we, we go together like cocain and waffles ...
Will Ferrell: ... you know what, for instance, if you, if I say peanut butter and ...
John C. Reilly: ... ladies ...
David Koechner (Herschell): ... yup ...
John C. Reilly: ... right? am I right?
Will Ferrell: ... no, jelly ...
David Koechner: ... jelly?
John C. Reilly: ... I'm supposed to put jelly on a lady?
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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