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Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House): ... if you're broke I'll lend you a little bit of the money I owe you ...
Robert Sean Leonard (Dr. James Wilson): ... no, no I wouldn't put you in that position ...
From House M.D. on September 25, 2007

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): ... I know its [the baby formula] different than you're used to but you'll see its just as good ...
Stewie Griffin: ... mmm, yes, thats what we were promised about Jim Belushi some 25 laugh free years ago ...
From Family Guy
Also See: Lois Griffin Quotes

Dane Cook: ... so Johnny tamborine is walking down the street ...
From Retaliation

Robin Quivers: ... I can't wait until the MTV movie awards because she [Britney Spears] is supposed to perform ... I love it when crazy people perform ...
From Howard Stern Show on August 22, 2007
Also See: Crazy Quotes Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Howard Stern: ... as you leave tonight, this fine audience, like Santa Clause, like the white Oprah, I bring you Howard TV for a year, all of you will have a free subscription ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Oprah Winfrey Quotes Santa Claus Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Chris Farley (Chicago Sports Fan): ... oh, you know that Saturday Night Live show, ah it got way worse ... oh yeah, its just sad, they got that fat guy screaming all the time, come on, pull the plug on that freakin thing ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

Mike Myers (Shrek): ... oh, I know what, maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a plate, got a knife and cut open their spleens and drink their fluids ... does that sound good to you?
Eddie Murphy (Donkey): ... uh, no not really, no ...
From Shrek
Also See: Death Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes

Cara Buono (Linda Salvo): ... what happened to you?
Artie Lange (Artie DeVanzo): ... oh this, uh, I saw 3 guys mugging an old lady, so I got involved ...
Cara Buono: ... really?
Artie Lange: ... yeah, she was a tough old broad, but in the end we got her purse ...
From Beer League
Also See: Movie Quotes

Will Ferrell (Mugatu): ... Derlicte, it is the fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vargrants, the crack whores, that make this wonderful city unique ...
From Zoolander
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Audience Member: ... I love you Paris ...
Paris Hilton: ... I love you too ...
David Letterman: ... someone you met in prison?
From Late Show with David Letterman on September 28, 2007
Also See: Love Quotes Talk Show Quotes

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