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Jesse L. Martin (Detective Ed Green): ... the EMT says he will make it ...
Jerry Orbach (Detective Lennie Briscoe): ... yeah, only the good die young ...
From Law & Order
Also See: Death Quotes

Catman Cohen: Used to have a sweet singing voice in my younger years or so the frogs down by the pond told me.
From CatmanCohen.com
Also See: Music Quotes

Evan Esar: ... the best way to make a long story short is to stop listening ...
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): ... son, I'd like you step away from this vector and get into a different quadrant pronto, there's no access for ya, in this quadrant ...
From Black Sheep
Also See: Movie Quotes

John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): ... you can't drink and come to work, you're not airline pilots ...
From Scrubs
Also See: Drug Quotes

David Spade (Richard): ok folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he'll be taking you through my little shpeel here, Tommy is a Scorpio and he likes hiking and he has never been laid ... exits ... ok there is one back here and there is probably one over by the wing, somewhere, usually ... and what about seat belts, to fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and ... hey you know what, if you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer 'cause you're a retard ... ok, and life preservers, these we may need ... although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake, my money says if anything its gonna be a mountain ...
From Tommy Boy
Also See: Movie Quotes

Will Ferrell (Alex Trebek): ... the sound a doggie makes ...
Darrell Hammond (Sean Connery): ... moo ...
Will Ferrell: ... no ...
Darrell Hammond: ... well that was the sound your mother made last night ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson): ... so, you will pick me up at 7:45 tonight ...
Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne): ... well, I have a couple of things to do tonight, how about a quarter to 8 ... ok lets make it 7:45 ...
From Dumb & Dumber
Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes

Jeremy Piven (Droz): ... allright, what do you need, bottle rockets, dental damn, redi whip, term papers ...
From PCU
Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes Sex Quotes

Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): ... there's no reason why we can't hang out ...
Sandra Oh (Sandra Oh): ... I don't like you?
Patrick Dempsey: ... you don't like me because of Meredith?
Sandra Oh: ... I don't like you because you're you ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 25, 2007

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