| Artie Lange: |
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... the [Boston Red] Sox probably want you to make a movie [like Fever Pitch where they won the World Series] about them every year ... |
| Jimmy Fallon: |
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... the [Chicago] Cubs are starting to send me scripts ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on June 18, 2007
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| Also See: Baseball Quotes Boston Red Sox Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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We need to place velvet ropes around the hospitals, fire-stations, schools, soldiers barracks, and police stations of this nation. People should line up in front of those buildings, begging for entrance, as though they were the hottest nightclubs in the nation. It should be a privilege, no less than a divine honor, to touch or receive an autograph from a nurse, fireman, soldier, teacher, or cop today. They are the heroes we need to reclaim desperately or we will perish in a society whose caretakers have become pretty heiresses, porno muscle-heads, ball players, fame groupies, and aspiring entertainers. |
| From CatmanCohen.com |
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes School Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Mugatu): |
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... I feel like I'm taking crazy pills ... |
| From Zoolander |
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Mike Myers (Shrek): |
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... Ogres are like onions ... |
| Eddie Murphy (Donkey): |
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... they stink? |
| Mike Myers (Shrek): |
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... yes, no ... |
| Eddie Murphy (Donkey): |
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... or they make you cry? |
| Mike Myers (Shrek): |
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... no ... |
| Eddie Murphy (Donkey): |
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... oh you leave them out in the sun and they get all brown start sprouting little white heads ... |
| Mike Myers (Shrek): |
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... no ... layers, onions have layers, Ogres have layers, onions have layers, we both have layers ... |
| From Shrek |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Steven Wright: |
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... I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... great job George ... |
| T.R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley): |
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... thanks ... |
| Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): |
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... yeah, yeah, we're all heroes, now if no one minds, I'll like to get this woman's arm sewed on ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
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| Jerry Seinfeld: |
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... I was vacationing with my family in Europe in a country only rich people know about ... |
| Alec Baldwin (Jack Donaghy): |
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... Samborgia? |
| Jerry Seinfeld: |
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... no, better, but I can't tell you ... |
| From 30 Rock |
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| Matt Damon (Will Hunting): |
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... hey, does this [hugging] violate the doctor patient relationship? |
| Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): |
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... only if you grab my ass ... |
| From Good Will Hunting |
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... and then you go like this, "is that too much?" ... oh no no, ahh, my hopes was that after we left the theatre you'd be obese ... are you sure you don't want anything else you big fat fatty? |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Stephen Colbert: |
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... I even know the difference between hockey and baseball ... people, baseball is the one with the fat people ... |
| From The Colbert Report |
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| Also See: Baseball Quotes Hockey Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
