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Howard Stern: ... he is not commenting on the time he banged Aunt May ...
Tobey Maguire: ... yeah, I can not confirm nor deny that ...
From Howard Stern Show on May 2, 2007
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Rachael Ray: ... what did you do to prepare for the movie [Dan in Real Life]?
Steve Carell: ... I ate lots of pancakes ...
From Rachael Ray Show on October 26, 2007
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Angus Barnett (Mullroy): ... what's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr Smith ...
Giles New (Murtogg): ... yeah, and no lies ...
Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): ... I confess, it is my intention to comadeer one of these ships, pick up a crew and torture rape pillage plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black hearts out ...
Giles New: ... I said no lies ...
Angus Barnett: ... I think he is telling the truth ...
Giles New: ... if he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us ...
Johnny Depp: ... unless ofcourse he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it ...
From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
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Will Ferrell (Chazz Reinhold): ... funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite ...
From Wedding Crashers
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Police Officer: ... sir, are you classified as a human ...
Bruce Willis (Korben Dallas): ... negative, I am a meat popsicle ...
From The Fifth Element
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Adam Sandler (Paul Crewe): ... you play football?
Chris Rock (Caretaker): ... man, I'm so bad at sports, they used to pick me after the white kids ...
From The Longest Yard
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Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... does anybody know anything about deer?
Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): ... taste good ...
Katherine Heigl: ... evil ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2007
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Michael Vartan (James Walker): ... it's not bad enough the board's breathing down my neck, now some strange guy is picking up my kids at soccer practice, and what do I know about him, nothing, he could be a doomsday cultist, he could be a Red Sox fan ...
From Big Shots on October 25, 2007

Alan Rickman (Professor Severus Snape): ... that is the second time you've spoken out of turn Miss Granger, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insuferable know it all?
Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley): ... he's got a point, you know ...
From Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Dane Cook: ... the Cost [Kevin Costner], one of the greatest guys I have ever met ah, he's a, you know Costner Professional, I learned so much about acting, ah, he's a handsome man, banged a lot of broads, probably has Herpes, ah ...
Jimmy Kimmel: ... really?
Dane Cook: ... yeah I saw a little blue pill fall out of his pocket but, you know, in all fairness it could've been a chewable Flintstone vitamin ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live on September 20, 2007
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