| Lance Armstrong: |
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... I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late ... |
| Vince Vaughn (Peter La Fleur): |
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... uhh, actually I decided to quit, Lance ... |
| Lance Armstrong: |
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... quit ... you know once I thought about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung, and testicular cancer ... all at the same time ... but with the love and support of my friends and family I got back on the bike, and I won the Tour De France 5 times in a row, but I am sure you have a good reason to quit ... so what are you dying from that is keeping you from the finals? |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... right now it feels a little bit like, shame ... |
| Lance Armstrong: |
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... well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life ... but good luck to you Peter, I am sure this decision won't haunt you forever ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Friendship Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Eddie Murphy (Donkey): |
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... you've might have seen a horse fly, you've might have seen a superfly, but you've never seen a donkey fly ... |
| From Shrek |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... breast feeding's just so painful since Stewie's teeth are coming in, now I feel how Alec Baldwin feels when he feeds his brothers ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Lois Griffin Quotes Stewie Griffin Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... let me just quote the late great Colonel Sanders, he said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Also See: Colonel Sanders Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Tom Cruise (Brian Flanagan): |
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... everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end ... |
| From Cocktail |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Yeardley Smith (Lisa Simpson): |
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... and this website will tell you the weather ... |
| Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): |
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... sunny ... I never have to look out the window again ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Marge Simpson Quotes |
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| Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): |
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... you want to rub up against me, you'll have to buy me a drink first ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2007
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| Alan Tudyk (Sonny): |
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... 2280 steps detective ... |
| Will Smith (Del Spooner): |
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... do me a favor, keep that stuff to yourself ... |
| From I, Robot |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
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... a stripper at a bachelor party is so cliche, why don't you get a magician ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... well, if the magician can open my beer bottle with his butt cheeks, then ok ... |
| From Friends |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
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| John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): |
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... so, if you want to solve a real mystery, go ahead and figure out who's taking my NY Times every Sunday, or, better yet, how about why anybody on the planet actually thinks Dane Cook is funny ... |
| From Scrubs |
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| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes |
