| Seth Rogen (Ben Stone): |
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... honestly, when you look at me, do you not think at all, like, well if he just never existed, I would have avoided a massive heap of trouble, you know ... |
| Harold Ramis (Ben's Dad): |
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... absolutely not, I, I love you totally and completely, you're the best thing that ever happened to me ... |
| Seth Rogen: |
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... I'm the best thing that ever happened to you? |
| Harold Ramis: |
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... yeah ... |
| Seth Rogen: |
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... now I just feel bad for you ... |
| From Knocked Up |
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| Also See: Best Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Mitch Hedberg: |
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... I think Pringles's initial intention was to make tennis balls ... but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up a big old truck of potatoes arrived ... but Pringles is a laid back company, they said "cut them up" ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Sports Quotes Tennis Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Frank the Tank): |
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... it's so good, once it [beer] hits your lips, its so good ... |
| From Old School |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... women will do anything she [Oprah Winfrey] says, and that is why we can't have women voting ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on September 24, 2007
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| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Shakespeare murdered Hamlet, and a great many Hamlets have murdered Shakespeare. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Death Quotes Hamlet Quotes William Shakespeare Quotes |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... what are we looking at? |
| Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): |
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... Meredith put her Mom in a baggie and brought her to work ... |
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... I had to get her out of my closet, she was haunting me ... |
| Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): |
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... and now she is haunting us all ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on October 25, 2007
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Richard Belzer (Detective John Munch): |
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... you must have some inner most secret ... |
| Ice-T (Detective Fin Tutuola): |
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... I'm a Republican ... |
| From Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (SVU) |
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| Also See: Political Quotes |
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| Kenneth Kaunda: |
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... when you search for honey you must expect to be stung by bees ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on November 30, 2006
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| Jay Leno: |
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... now, do you believe in the concept of marriage, are you a marriage guy? |
| Dane Cook: |
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... I do believe in the concept of marriage ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... in the concept ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... I would like to keep my a ceremony very small, very intimate, I don't believe in an ostantacious wedding, because I want to save my money for the divorce ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... you want to plan ahead ... |
| From The Tonight Show on October 25, 2007
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes Wedding Quotes |
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| Geoffrey Arend (College Student): |
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... the snozberries taste like snozberries ... |
| From Super Troopers |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
