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William Shatner: ... you [Lisa Lampanelli] would be a better performer if whenever you were on a roll, you didn't stop to eat it ...
From Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
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Catman Cohen: Some things just don't make sense anymore: if society pays a young songwriter royalties on a single creation until the day he dies, then why not pay a fireman equivalent royalties in perpetuity for his own "act of art," namely the extinguishment of a single, major fire in which many lives are saved?
From CatmanCohen.com
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Dane Cook: ... Burger King, or the BK Lounge as I like to call it ...
From Retaliation

Zach Braff (J.D.): ... have you guys been fake laughing at my jokes, be honest, I promise abosolutely no ramifications ...
Travis Schuldt (Keith): ... well, we've been kinda fake laughing ...
Zach Braff: ... Keith, I hope you die a violent death and bugs eat your corpse ...
From Scrubs
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Jeremy Piven (Droz): ... that's the beauty of college these days, Tommy, you can major in Gameboy if you know how to [bs] ...
From PCU
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Sarah Utterback (Nurse Olivia Harper): ... we formed a club, nurses united against Mark Sloan ...
Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... are there any, uh, club activities?
From Grey's Anatomy on October 25, 2007

Jack Handey: ... I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey ... Mom and Dad sat us kids down and explained that business hadn't been good at Dad's store, so we couldn't afford a turkey ... we had vegetables and bread and pie, and it was just fine ... later on I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom to thank them and I caught them eating a little turkey ... I guess that really wasn't the best Thanksgiving ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
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Lynda Carter (Principal Powers): ... I'm not Wonder Woman you know ...
From Sky High
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Rob Schneider (Nazo): ... they make terrific pair, they go together like lamb and tuna fish ...
Peter Dante (Tommy Grayton): ... lamb and tuna fish?
Rob Schneider: ... maybe you like spaghetti and meatball, you more comfortable with that analogy?
Steve Buscemi (Homeless Guy): ... yes, considering we're in America, I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out ...
From Big Daddy
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Dane Cook: ... I was sweating like Shaq at the foul line ...
From Dane Cook: Rough Around the Edges at MSG on November 18, 2007
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