| William Shatner: |
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... you [Lisa Lampanelli] would be a better performer if whenever you were on a roll, you didn't stop to eat it ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner |
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| Also See: Lisa Lampanelli Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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Some things just don't make sense anymore: if society pays a young songwriter royalties on a single creation until the day he dies, then why not pay a fireman equivalent royalties in perpetuity for his own "act of art," namely the extinguishment of a single, major fire in which many lives are saved? |
| From CatmanCohen.com |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Life Quotes Music Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... Burger King, or the BK Lounge as I like to call it ... |
| From Retaliation |
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| Zach Braff (J.D.): |
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... have you guys been fake laughing at my jokes, be honest, I promise abosolutely no ramifications ... |
| Travis Schuldt (Keith): |
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... well, we've been kinda fake laughing ... |
| Zach Braff: |
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... Keith, I hope you die a violent death and bugs eat your corpse ... |
| From Scrubs |
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... that's the beauty of college these days, Tommy, you can major in Gameboy if you know how to [bs] ... |
| From PCU |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes School Quotes |
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| Sarah Utterback (Nurse Olivia Harper): |
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... we formed a club, nurses united against Mark Sloan ... |
| Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): |
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... are there any, uh, club activities? |
| From Grey's Anatomy on October 25, 2007
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| Jack Handey: |
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... I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey ... Mom and Dad sat us kids down and explained that business hadn't been good at Dad's store, so we couldn't afford a turkey ... we had vegetables and bread and pie, and it was just fine ... later on I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom to thank them and I caught them eating a little turkey ... I guess that really wasn't the best Thanksgiving ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Also See: Best Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Lynda Carter (Principal Powers): |
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... I'm not Wonder Woman you know ... |
| From Sky High |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Rob Schneider (Nazo): |
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... they make terrific pair, they go together like lamb and tuna fish ... |
| Peter Dante (Tommy Grayton): |
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... lamb and tuna fish? |
| Rob Schneider: |
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... maybe you like spaghetti and meatball, you more comfortable with that analogy? |
| Steve Buscemi (Homeless Guy): |
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... yes, considering we're in America, I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out ... |
| From Big Daddy |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I was sweating like Shaq at the foul line ... |
| From Dane Cook: Rough Around the Edges at MSG on November 18, 2007
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| Also See: Basketball Quotes Shaquille O'Neal Quotes Sports Quotes |
