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Mike Myers (Shrek): ... smelly Christmas to all, and to all a gross night ...
From Shrek the Halls
Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes

Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... don't try to get me to change my mind, ok, I see you're firing up all those pistons in your little guilt machine ...
Doris Roberts (Marie Barone): ... I don't have a guilt machine, Raymond ... all I have is the hope that, our family can be happy ...
Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): ... there's a lot of miles on that machine but it runs like new ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond
Also See: Family Quotes Happy Quotes

Jimmy Kimmel: ... Jessica Alba is certainly a a very really lovely woman ...
Dane Cook: ... if you are into that ... I kinda think she's a pirate's wife, myself ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live on September 20, 2007
Also See: Pirate Quotes Talk Show Quotes

John Belushi (Jake Blues): ... you, how much for your wife, ha ha ha ha ha ...
From The Blues Brothers
Also See: Movie Quotes

John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): ... but I am afraid you have me confused with someone who gives a crap, and its ok, you don't need to be embarrased, it happens all the time, my father actually made the same mistake on his death bed ...
From Scrubs
Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Scary Quotes

Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... where's that turkey?
Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): ... hey, those are my maturnity pants ...
Matt LeBlanc: ... nah nah, these are my Thanksgiving pants ...
From Friends
Also See: Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Pregnant Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... cubby or car?
Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): ... we are asking if I think you should put your Mom's ashes in your cubby or your car ... ah you don't think thats very very strange?
From Grey's Anatomy on October 25, 2007
Also See: Death Quotes

Gwendoline Yeo (Xiao-Mei): ... you are meanest person I know ...
Eva Longoria (Gabrielle Solis): ... I am THE meanest person, you've been in this country a year, modify your nouns dammit ...
From Desperate Housewives

Rob Lowe (Paul Barish): ... did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
Chris Farley (Tommy): ... he he he, why?
From Tommy Boy
Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes

Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): ... its Magic Man ... and El Diablo ...
John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): ... what, what's diablo mean?
Will Ferrell: ... its like, its like Spanish for like a fighting chicken ...
John C. Reilly: ... that's awesome ...
Will Ferrell: ... I know ...
John C. Reilly: ... with the claws?
Will Ferrell: ... with the claws ... and the beak ...
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Also See: Movie Quotes

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