| Catman Cohen: |
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I am not a big fan of musical or verbal illiteracy, even in the name of teenage rebellion, but the Rap handshake, fist touching fist,
is a blessing I hope will replace the traditional handshake mainstream: less germs, fewer diseases, and not as sticky. |
| From CatmanCohen.com |
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| Also See: Music Quotes |
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| Paris Hilton: |
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... I have moved on and don't want to talk about it [being in jail] ... |
| David Letterman: |
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... this is how you and I are different, because that is all I want to talk about it ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... who was that? |
| Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green): |
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... the pizza place ... |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... you hung up with the pizza place, do I hang up on your friends? |
| From Friends |
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes |
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| Richard Lewis (Prince John): |
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... by the end of the day we will have a wedding ... or we will have a hanging ... either way we will have a lot of fun ...
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| From Robin Hood: Men in Tights |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Wedding Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Buddy): |
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... Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color? |
| From Elf |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones): |
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... can I help you? |
| James Remar (Richard Wright): |
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... you're gorgeous ... |
| Kim Cattrall: |
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... tell me something I don't know ... |
| From Sex and the City |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... where are we going to take the deer? |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... I don't know, the vet? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... you take dead animals to the vet? |
| David Spade: |
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... why not, we take you to the vet ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... yeah, I'll take you to the ... |
| David Spade: |
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... got that? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... shut up ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Doctor Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Norm MacDonald: |
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... Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year ... hey, happy birthday Jesus, hope you like crap ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Christmas Quotes Happy Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... it's all right to break your word if you use a hyphen ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on January 10, 2008
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| Marko Elgart: |
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... I don't understand why you have to be members of MySpace, so you can post to 500 million people that I got really drunk last night ... |
| From New York Comedy Club |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes MySpace Quotes |
