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Catman Cohen: I am not a big fan of musical or verbal illiteracy, even in the name of teenage rebellion, but the Rap handshake, fist touching fist, is a blessing I hope will replace the traditional handshake mainstream: less germs, fewer diseases, and not as sticky.
From CatmanCohen.com
Also See: Music Quotes

Paris Hilton: ... I have moved on and don't want to talk about it [being in jail] ...
David Letterman: ... this is how you and I are different, because that is all I want to talk about it ...
From Late Show with David Letterman
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... who was that?
Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green): ... the pizza place ...
Matt LeBlanc: ... you hung up with the pizza place, do I hang up on your friends?
From Friends
Also See: Friendship Quotes

Richard Lewis (Prince John): ... by the end of the day we will have a wedding ... or we will have a hanging ... either way we will have a lot of fun ...
From Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Also See: Movie Quotes Wedding Quotes

Will Ferrell (Buddy): ... Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
From Elf
Also See: Movie Quotes

Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones): ... can I help you?
James Remar (Richard Wright): ... you're gorgeous ...
Kim Cattrall: ... tell me something I don't know ...
From Sex and the City

Chris Farley (Tommy): ... where are we going to take the deer?
David Spade (Richard): ... I don't know, the vet?
Chris Farley: ... you take dead animals to the vet?
David Spade: ... why not, we take you to the vet ...
Chris Farley: ... yeah, I'll take you to the ...
David Spade: ... got that?
Chris Farley: ... shut up ...
From Tommy Boy
Also See: Death Quotes Doctor Quotes Movie Quotes

Norm MacDonald: ... Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year ... hey, happy birthday Jesus, hope you like crap ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
Also See: Birthday Quotes Christmas Quotes Happy Quotes Holiday Quotes

Evan Esar: ... it's all right to break your word if you use a hyphen ...
From Crossword Puzzle on January 10, 2008

Marko Elgart: ... I don't understand why you have to be members of MySpace, so you can post to 500 million people that I got really drunk last night ...
From New York Comedy Club
Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes MySpace Quotes

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