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Paul Rudd (Pete): ... marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn't last 22 minutes, it lasts forever ...
From Knocked Up
Also See: Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes Movie Quotes

Marilyn Monroe: ... happy birthday to you, happy birthday, to you, happy birthday, Mr President, happy birthday, to you ...
From Unknown on May 19, 1962
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Emo Philips: ... I used to pray every night for a new bicycle ... then I realized the Lord doesn't work that way, so I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ...
From Late Show with David Letterman
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: I want to be the white man's brother, but not his brother-in-law.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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Thomas Mitchell (Bantam Draper): ... America's greatest president ...
David Spade (Rand): ... it's me Rand, open up ...
Thomas Mitchell: ... America's greatest president ...
David Spade: ... damnit, who is Ronald Reagan ...
Thomas Mitchell: ... a casual shoe for yachting ...
David Spade: ... what are you trying to figure BD, who could I be ... what is a bluker ...
Thomas Mitchell: ... who killed Jesus Christ ...
David Spade: ... who are the Jews, open up sucko ...
From PCU
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Stephen Covey: ... don't prioritize your schedule, schedule your priorities ...
From The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People
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Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): ... how did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
Homer Simpson: ... Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, he does whatever Spider-Pig does ...
From The Simpsons Movie
Also See: Marge Simpson Quotes Movie Quotes The Simpsons Quotes

Greg Giraldo: ... I got a Valentine's Day card from my Grandmother, how ridiculous is that ... we stopped having sex years ago ...
From Unknown
Also See: Family Quotes Holiday Quotes Sex Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes

Sarah Chalke (Dr. Elliot Reid): ... oh and FYI, I happen to like the voice overs on Grey's Anatomy, except when they are really vague and generic ...
From Scrubs
Also See: Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Cliff Robertson (Ben Parker): ... with great power comes great responsibility ...
From Spider-Man
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