| Paul Rudd (Pete): |
|
... marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn't last 22 minutes, it lasts forever ... |
| From Knocked Up |
| |
| Also See: Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
| Marilyn Monroe: |
|
... happy birthday to you, happy birthday, to you, happy birthday, Mr President, happy birthday, to you ... |
| From Unknown on May 19, 1962
|
| |
| Also See: Birthday Quotes Famous Quotes Happy Quotes Music Quotes |
|
| Emo Philips: |
|
... I used to pray every night for a new bicycle ... then I realized the Lord doesn't work that way, so I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: |
|
I want to be the white man's brother, but not his brother-in-law. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
| |
| Also See: Book Quotes Family Quotes |
|
| Thomas Mitchell (Bantam Draper): |
|
... America's greatest president ... |
| David Spade (Rand): |
|
... it's me Rand, open up ... |
| Thomas Mitchell: |
|
... America's greatest president ... |
| David Spade: |
|
... damnit, who is Ronald Reagan ... |
| Thomas Mitchell: |
|
... a casual shoe for yachting ... |
| David Spade: |
|
... what are you trying to figure BD, who could I be ... what is a bluker ... |
| Thomas Mitchell: |
|
... who killed Jesus Christ ... |
| David Spade: |
|
... who are the Jews, open up sucko ... |
| From PCU |
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Political Quotes Ronald Reagan Quotes Sports Quotes Yachting Quotes |
|
| Stephen Covey: |
|
... don't prioritize your schedule, schedule your priorities ... |
| From The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People |
| |
| Also See: Book Quotes |
|
| Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): |
|
... how did the pig tracks get on the ceiling? |
| Homer Simpson: |
|
... Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, he does whatever Spider-Pig does ... |
| From The Simpsons Movie |
| |
| Also See: Marge Simpson Quotes Movie Quotes The Simpsons Quotes |
|
| Greg Giraldo: |
|
... I got a Valentine's Day card from my Grandmother, how ridiculous is that ... we stopped having sex years ago ... |
| From Unknown |
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Holiday Quotes Sex Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
|
| Sarah Chalke (Dr. Elliot Reid): |
|
... oh and FYI, I happen to like the voice overs on Grey's Anatomy, except when they are really vague and generic ... |
| From Scrubs |
| |
| Also See: Grey's Anatomy Quotes |
|
| Cliff Robertson (Ben Parker): |
|
... with great power comes great responsibility ... |
| From Spider-Man |
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes |
