| Tom Hanks (Jim Lovell): |
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... Houston, we have a problem ... |
| From Apollo 13 |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Marcia Wallace (Edna Krabappel): |
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... Harry Potter, are you chewing gum? |
| Harry Potter: |
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... no mam, its brimstone ... |
| Marcia Wallace: |
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... oooh hoo hoo hoo, well wonderful ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Harry Potter Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... last week, who would you think would live longer, me or Heath Ledger? |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 23, 2008
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| Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): |
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... you're not going to live forever ... |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... I'm not stupid Lucious, no one lives forever, no one ... but with advances in modern science ... and my high level income ... I mean like crazy think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300 ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Cynthia Nixon (Miranda Hobbes): |
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... if they're not married, they're gay or going through a divorce or aliens from the planet Don't Date Me ... |
| Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie Bradshaw): |
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... it's amazing how many of them walk among us now, only recognizable by their slightly larger heads ... |
| From Sex and the City |
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... because if we never teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on? |
| From Family Guy |
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| John Lennon: |
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Life is what happens while you are making other plans. |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Life Quotes |
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| Mark Twain: |
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... do not put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on November 29, 2007
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| Evan Esar: |
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Experience is the only school from which no one ever graduates. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes School Quotes |
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| Rachael Ray: |
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... I can't bake, but I can blow dry ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show on February 14, 2007
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |