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Tom Hanks (Jim Lovell): ... Houston, we have a problem ...
From Apollo 13
Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes

Marcia Wallace (Edna Krabappel): ... Harry Potter, are you chewing gum?
Harry Potter: ... no mam, its brimstone ...
Marcia Wallace: ... oooh hoo hoo hoo, well wonderful ...
From The Simpsons
Also See: Food Quotes Harry Potter Quotes

Artie Lange: ... last week, who would you think would live longer, me or Heath Ledger?
From Howard Stern Show on January 23, 2008
Also See: Heath Ledger Quotes Life Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): ... you're not going to live forever ...
Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): ... I'm not stupid Lucious, no one lives forever, no one ... but with advances in modern science ... and my high level income ... I mean like crazy think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300 ...
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Also See: Crazy Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes

Cynthia Nixon (Miranda Hobbes): ... if they're not married, they're gay or going through a divorce or aliens from the planet Don't Date Me ...
Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie Bradshaw): ... it's amazing how many of them walk among us now, only recognizable by their slightly larger heads ...
From Sex and the City
Also See: Relationship Quotes

Peter Griffin: ... because if we never teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on?
From Family Guy

John Lennon: Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
Also See: Book Quotes Life Quotes

Mark Twain: ... do not put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after ...
From Crossword Puzzle on November 29, 2007

Evan Esar: Experience is the only school from which no one ever graduates.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes School Quotes

Rachael Ray: ... I can't bake, but I can blow dry ...
From Rachael Ray Show on February 14, 2007
Also See: Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes

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