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Craig Ferguson: ... what's she [Oprah Winfrey] like, does she really have a steel hand?
From The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie Bradshaw): ... the closest Charlotte had ever come to getting screwed on a plane was the time she lost all of her luggage on a flight to Palm Beach ...
From Sex and the City
Also See: Sex Quotes

Chris Rock (Caretaker): ... I'm a Star Jones man myself, I love that big bitch ...
From The Longest Yard
Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes

George Foreman: ... I've got 5 sons, I named them all George ...
Jay Leno: ... that my favorite thing, they're all named, but you actually never told me why, I didn't know, I never asked you why ...
George Foreman: ... well, you get hit on the head by Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier, Ken Norton, Evander Holyfield, see how many names you gonna remember ...
From The Tonight Show
Also See: Boxing Quotes Family Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Sandra Oh (Dr Christina Yang): ... sad is mine, find your own pretend emotion ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 11, 2007

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: ... let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom ... by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred ...
From I have a Dream Speech on August 28, 1963
Also See: Famous Quotes Inspirational Quotes

Howard Stern: ... give me a prediction of the final score [for Super Bowl 2008] ...
Junior Seau: ... I guarantee it will start zero zero ...
From Howard Stern Show
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Tom Cruise (Jerry Maguire): ... I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you while singing your own song in a new comercial starring you, broadcast during the Super Bowl in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens ...
From Jerry Maguire
Also See: Food Quotes Football Quotes Movie Quotes Music Quotes Sports Quotes Super Bowl Quotes

Stewie Griffin: ... question me again and I will put you on diaper detail, and I promise I won't make it easy on you ...
From Family Guy

Groucho Marx: ... anybody can say something dirty and get a laugh, but say something clean and get a laugh, that requires a comedian ...
From The Dick Cavett Show
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

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