| Carla Gallo (Lizzie Exley): |
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... how'd you get so smart? |
| Will Ferrell (Dave): |
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... um, I ah, I read, read like 8 or 9 books a week ... |
| Monica Keena (Rachel Lindquist): |
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... wow ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... also do a lot of speed ... all the time ... |
| From Undeclared |
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| Lewis Black: |
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... it's time for Valentine's Day, the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone ... |
| From The Daily Show on February 19, 1999
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| Orlando Bloom (Will Turner): |
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... this is either madness or brilliance ... |
| Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): |
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... its remarkable how often those two shreds coincide ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl |
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| Terry Crews (Cheeseburger Eddy): |
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... you always have to protect the McNuggets ... |
| From The Longest Yard |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips ... |
| From Retaliation |
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| Chris Tucker (Detective James Carter): |
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... we could have had something special, but you're one crazy ass bitch ... |
| From Rush Hour 2 |
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| Judy Reyes (Nurse Carla Espinosa): |
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... love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight and you'll crush it ... |
| Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher Turk): |
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... too loose and it flys away ... |
| From Scrubs |
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| Gabrielle Union (Chastity): |
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... Mr Stratford, it is just a party ... |
| Larry Miller (Walter Stratford): |
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... and hell is just a sauna ... |
| From 10 Things I Hate About You |
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| Robin Quivers: |
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... you haven't seen a good movie in a while that you are probably laughing at Adam Sandler now ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 2, 2008
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| John Lennon: |
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There's a great woman [Yoko Ono] behind every idiot. |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |