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Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... in the beginning God created the heaven and the Earth, at least that's what they say, he created the birds of the air and the bees of the fields, and he looked at his creation and he saw that it was good, and then God created Man, and its been downhill ever since ...
From Grey's Anatomy on January 10, 2008

Chris Williams (Dwight): ... we can sell blood and semen ...
Alan Tudyk (Steve the Pirate): ... gar ...
Chris Williams: ... what, not mixed together ...
From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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Prison Gaurd: ... you still reading that bible ...
Clint Eastwood (Frank Morris): ... yeah, it is opening up all kinds of new doors ...
From Escape from Alcatraz
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Jamie Foxx: ... know what I have learned, as soon as you don't sleep with your pretty girl friends, you will always have pretty girl friends ...
From Howard Stern Show on September 25, 2007
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Dane Cook: ... lot of Boston guys here tonight, Denis [Leary], we've got Lenny Clarke, we've got Nick [DiPaolo], Mario [Cantone], who knew Red Sox's curse affected comedians' careers ...
From Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
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Danny Glover (Sergeant Roger Murtaugh): ... God hates me ...
Mel Gibson (Sergeant Martin Riggs): ... hate him back, it works for me ...
From Lethal Weapon
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Tracy Morgan: ... that's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like kareoke without the booze ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Topher Grace (Eric Forman): ... Daddy, be my Valentine ...
Kurtwood Smith (Red Forman): ... do I have to hit you ... go to your room ...
From That '70s Show
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Jon Stewart: ... with the experience thing, have you thought about, running a smaller country first?
Barack Obama: ... you know, what I did think about though, was invading a smaller country ...
From The Daily Show on January 7, 2008
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Martin Lawrence (Detective Marcus Burnett): ... you see that?
Will Smith (Detective Mike Lowrey): ... they're thowing cars, how could I not see that ...
From Bad Boys II
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