| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... I see Eddie Griffin is here tonight, I don't know much about you Eddie, but I do know I love your brothers Damon and Marlon [Wayans] ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Alec Baldwin (Saddam Hussein): |
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... I feel like I'm on American Idol and all the witnesses are Simon [Cowell] ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... Dane Cook is a phenomenon ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on December 4, 2007
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| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Steve Carell (Andy Stitzer): |
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... I am going to tell her ... |
| Seth Rogen (Cal): |
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... you should totally tell her, man ... |
| Steve Carell: |
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... I'm going to ... |
| Seth Rogen: |
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... because I watched this moive, called Liar Liar, and the message was, don't lie ... and that was a smart movie ... |
| From The 40 Year Old Virgin |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| William Shakespeare (Autolycus): |
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Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. |
| From The Winter's Tale |
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| Courteney Cox (Lucy Spiller): |
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... you know what happens when you assume? |
| Alexandra Breckenridge (Willa McPherson): |
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... you make an ass out of you and me? |
| Courteney Cox: |
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... no, you piss me off ... |
| From Dirt on January 30, 2007
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... and you just did a movie with Owen Wilson ... |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... yeah, and Vince Vaughn and Christopher Walken plays my dad ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... oh wow, that's allright ... |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... you can see the resemplence ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... what's the name of that movie? |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... ah, Wedding Crashers ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... Wedding Crashers, allright, is that like Dodgeball? |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... I dodged a few, balls ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Also See: Dodgeball Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Movie Quotes Owen Wilson Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes Vince Vaughn Quotes Wedding Crashers Quotes |
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| Samuel L. Jackson (Lucius Best / Frozone): |
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... the public is in danger ... |
| Kimberly Adair Clark (Honey Best): |
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... my evening's in danger ... |
| Samuel L. Jackson (Lucius Best / Frozone): |
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... you tell me where my suit is woman, we are talking about the greater good ... |
| Kimberly Adair Clark (Honey Best): |
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... greater good, I am your wife, I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get ... |
| From The Incredibles |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Will Smith (Captain Steven Hiller): |
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... I ain't heard no fat lady ... |
| Jeff Goldblum (David Levinson): |
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... forget the fat lady, you are obsessed with the fat lady ... |
| From Independence Day |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Tom Hanks (Forest Gump): |
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... life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get ... |
| From Forest Gump |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Food Quotes Inspirational Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
