| Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann pretending to be Elizabeth Turner): |
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... wait, you have to take me to shore, according to the code of the Order of the Brethren ... |
| Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbossa): |
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... first, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so it must do nothing, and secondly you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply and you're not, and thirdly the code is more of what you call guidelines than actual rules, welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Pirate Quotes |
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| Jeffrey Ross: |
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... Artie [Lange] wants to go to Iraq, which is a coincidence because his weight just hit 911 ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 23, 2008
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| Also See: Artie Lange Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... Denis, let me ask you a question, seriously seeing all these great comedians here tonight, it reminds me of a philosophical question, if I may propose this, if a comic tells a joke, and no one is there to hear it, is Nick DiPaolo on stage? |
| From Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary |
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| Also See: Retaliation Quotes |
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| Ben Kingsley (The Rabbi): |
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... first time someone calls you a horse you punch them on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse, you call them a jerk, and the third time someone calls you a horse, well, then, perhaps it is time to go shopping for a saddle ... |
| From Lucky Number Slevin |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Tara Reid (Danni Sullivan): |
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... do you evan enjoy hanging out with me? |
| Zach Braff (J.D.): |
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... enjoy is a strong word ... |
| From Scrubs |
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| Charlton Heston (George Taylor): |
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... get your filthy paws off me you damn filthy ape ... |
| From Planet of the Apes |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Emo Philips: |
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... our country is making nuclear warheads like there is no ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| George Takei: |
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... what's the point of taking a cab in manhattan, you sit there and the only thing that moves is the meter ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on July 18, 2007
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones): |
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... what do you have against honeymoons, it is basically sex with room service ... |
| From Sex and the City |
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| Also See: Sex Quotes Wedding Quotes |
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| US Customs Agent: |
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... anything to declare? |
| Dennis Farina (Avi): |
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... yeah, don't go to England ... |
| From Snatch. |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
