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Tracy Morgan (Tracy Jordan): ... JS ...
Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld): ... ah, Tracy ...
Tracy Morgan: ... what's up ... Miss Lemon, me and this dude used to do stand up together, remember that night we had the 3-way with Elayne Boosler?
Jerry Seinfeld: ... I don't think that was me ...
Tracy Morgan: ... oh yeah, you know what, I think that was a mirror ...
From 30 Rock
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Alan Rickman (Hans Gruber): ... who are you, just another American who saw too many movies as a child, another orphan of a bankrupt culture, who thinks he's John Wayne, Rambo, Marshal Dillan ...
Bruce Willis (Officer John McClane): ... I was always kind of partial to Roy Rogers actually, I really like those sequence shirts ...
Alan Rickman: ... do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr Cowboy ...
Bruce Willis: ... yippee kayay, mother ****er ...
From Die Hard
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Chris Rock: ... if Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah money, he would jump out the ****ing window ...
From Never Scared
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Richard S. Castellano (Peter Clemenza): ... leave the gun, take the cannollis ...
From The Godfather
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Will Ferrell (Mugatu): ... I'm a hot little potato right now ...
From Zoolander
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Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... I'm already pregnant, what other shenanigans can I get into?
From Juno
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Mitch Hedberg: ... don't you think rumors suck man ...
From Howard Stern Show on October 12, 2004
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Liam Neeson (Qui-Gon Jinn): ... there's always a bigger fish ...
From Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
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Evan Esar: ... there is only one food for thought, more thought ...
From Crossword Puzzle on April 12, 2007
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John Rhys-Davies (Gimli): ... certainty of death, small chance of success, what are we waiting for ...
From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
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