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Mitch Hedberg: ... wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy ...
From Unknown
 

 
Homer Simpson: ... mmmmm ... dougnuts ... ahhhh ...
From The Simpsons
 
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The Tick: ... I can't lose my name ... it is on all my stationary ...
From The Tick
 

 
Ron White: ... I am between 6'1" and 6'6" depending on what convenience store I am leaving ...
From Unknown
 

 
Evan Esar: Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
From Esar's Comic Dictionary
 
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Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... should we call the police?
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... no I think she is more a gentle stalker than a kill you with a knife stalker ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 
Also See: Death Quotes
 

 
Adam Sandler (Sonny): ... he has a 5 year plan ... what is it, don't die?
From Big Daddy
 
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Big Prisoner: ... will you teach me how to play football?
Chris Rock (Caretaker): ... I will do whatever you want, just don't eat me ...
From The Longest Yard
 
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Stewie Griffin: ... ha, ha, ha, ha ...
Little Girl: ... eww, your breath smells like kitty litter ...
Stewie Griffin: ... I was curious ...
From Family Guy
 

 
Dane Cook: ... if a chaloopa is attacking you, ahhhh ... just open your mouth, and just let it ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live on November 4, 2005
 
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