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Mitch Hedberg: ... I want to hang a map of the world in my house, then I am going to put pins into all the locations I have traveled to, but first I will have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down ...
From Mitch All Together

Woody Allen: I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
From Unknown
Also See: Death Quotes Scary Quotes

Stephen Colbert: ... some say, those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it ... I say, those who forget the past .... are in for a big surprise ... and who doesn't like surprises ...
From The Colbert Report
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Harry Shearer (Ned Flanders): ... I'd feel like a caveman, if they existed ... and they didn't ...
From The Simpsons

Rebecca De Mornay (Mrs. Kroeger): ... you shut your mouth when you are talking to me ...
From Wedding Crashers
Also See: Movie Quotes

Peter Griffin: ... milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner is where fudge is made ...
From Family Guy

Chris Farley (Tommy): Holy Shnykees!
From Tommy Boy
Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes

Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... if I stab this fork into his thigh will I get in trouble?
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... you have to make it look like an accident ...
From Grey's Anatomy

Evan Esar: Barking dogs never bite -- while barking.
From Esar's Comic Dictionary
Also See: Book Quotes

Dane Cook: ... when you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live on November 4, 2005
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

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