| Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard): |
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... hakuna matata, bitches ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Josh Hartnett (Slevin Kelevra): |
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... you're not as tall as I thought you'd be ... |
| Lucy Liu (Lindsey): |
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... well I'm short for my height ... |
| From Lucky Number Slevin |
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| Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): |
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... you're pathetic and I am a lesser man for knowing you ... |
| Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): |
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... thats my line, you can't use my line ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
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| Kal Penn (Kutner): |
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... who's that [present] from? |
| Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House): |
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... Santa, obviously ... cause you know I worship him, oh wait, do I mean Satan, I always get them confused ... |
| From House M.D. |
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| Dave Foley: |
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... many American's believe that our national anthem is O Canada, simply because we enjoy singing it before hockey games ... but in fact our national anthem is The Night Chicago Died by Paper Lace ... |
| From Mad TV |
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| Edward Furlong (John Connor): |
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... you were going to kill that guy ... |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger (Terminator): |
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... ofcourse, I'm a terminator ... |
| From Terminator 2: Judgment Day |
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| Sean Young (Lt. Lois Einhorn): |
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... how would you like me to make your life a living hell ... |
| Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura): |
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... I am not really ready for a relationship right now, but thank you for asking ... |
| From Ace Ventura: Pet Detective |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... if Hitler was running for chancelor of Germany, he would go on The Tonight Show ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on September 6, 2007
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| Alec Guinness (Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi): |
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... who is more foolish, the fool or the one who chooses to follow the fool ... |
| From Star Wars |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... victory is mine! |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes |