| Will Ferrell (Dave): |
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... just feed me the rock, through the hoop, swish, count it, go in the locker room, take a shower ... |
| From Undeclared |
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| Also See: Basketball Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Michael C. Hall (Dexter Morgan): |
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... there are no secrets in life ... just hidden truths, that lie beneath the surface ... |
| From Dexter |
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| Also See: Life Quotes |
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| Mark Twain: |
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do no understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Bible Quotes Book Quotes |
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| B.D. Wong (Dr. George Huang): |
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... you gamble Elliot? |
| Christopher Meloni (Detective Elliot Stabler): |
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... only with birth control ... |
| From Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (SVU) |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... if you're saying what are penguins like, they're a bit persnickety, I'll say that ... um, thank you, I have a thesaurus in my house ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on September 20, 2007
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| John Candy (Barf): |
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... it's not that we are afraid, we just have this thing about death, it's not us ... |
| From Spaceballs |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Craig Ferguson: |
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... you know the saying what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, what happens in Amsterdam, who knows what happens in Amsterdam ... |
| From The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Robin Quivers: |
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... Iran is against the movie 300 ... |
| Artie Lange: |
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... I guarantee Iran didn't like Animal House too ... |
| From Howard Stern Show |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Bruce Willis (Joe Hallenbeck): |
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... it's dangerous ... |
| Damon Wayans (Jimmy Dix): |
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... danger's my middle name ... |
| Bruce Willis: |
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... mine's Cornelius, you tell anyone, I'll kill you ... |
| From The Last Boy Scout |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): |
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... Ally, you have to do what Mommy says ... |
| Madylin Sweeten (Ally Barone): |
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... why? |
| Ray Romano: |
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... because I do ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes |
