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Shia LaBeouf (Mutt Williams): ... you're a teacher?
Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones): ... part time ...
From Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Also See: Movie Quotes School Quotes

Nicholas Turturro (Renaldo Pinera): ... I took my sister to the electrolysis for a second opinion, they said there is nothing they could do ...
From I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Also See: Doctor Quotes Family Quotes Movie Quotes Sister Quotes

Leslie Nielsen (Lt. Frank Drebin): ... yes, that would be me, I have been swimming in raw sewage ... and I love it ...
From The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
Also See: Famous Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes

Gerard Butler (King Leonidas): ... Spartans ... tonight we dine in hell ...
From 300
Also See: Movie Quotes

Dan Fogler (Dr. Stu Kaminsky): ... she's angry, rude, and she smells bad ... in addition to back acne, she's got, front acne and side acne ... you see that glass of water there, she keeps her teeth in that glass ...
Dane Cook (Dr. Charlie Logan): ... so you're saying that she's single ...
From Good Luck Chuck
Also See: Movie Quotes

Mike Birbiglia: ... for Catholics, fun is hell ...
From Mike Birbiglia: What I Should Have Said Was Nothing

Sara Ramirez (Dr. Callie Torres): ... anyone ever think you two a, couple?
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... no, because we screw boys like whores on tequila ...
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves ...
Sara Ramirez: ... huh ...
From Grey's Anatomy on May 1, 2008
Also See: Death Quotes Drug Quotes Relationship Quotes Sex Quotes

Jack Nicholson (Joker): ... as though we [him and Kim Basinger as Vicki Vale] were made for each other ... Beauty and the Beast ... of course if anyone else calls you Beast, I'll rip their lungs out ...
From Batman
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Robert Frost: Poets like Shakespeare knew more about psychiatry than any $25-an-hour man.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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Artie Lange: ... you know what, Hank Azaria is right, you [George Takei] are creepy ...
From Howard Stern Show on December 4, 2007
Also See: George Takei Quotes Talk Show Quotes

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