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Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): ... I invited Selma here to watch Grampa watch the kids ...
Julie Kavner (Selma Bouvier): ... for some reason she doesn't trust him, maybe its the bang up job he did raising you ...
Homer Simpson: ... he was a great dad, every year he got so mad when Santa didn't bring me presents ...
From The Simpsons
Also See: Christmas Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Holiday Quotes Marge Simpson Quotes Santa Claus Quotes

Artie Lange (Artie DeVanzo): ... a home run ties it, I'm going for it ...
Ralph Macchio (Maz): ... don't be stupid, no one's hit one out of here since Dave Delafara of '89 ...
Artie Lange: ... why do you think I can't do it too?
Ralph Macchio: ... because he bench pressed 400 lbs and you sweat when you eat ...
Artie Lange: ... so did Babe Ruth ...
From Beer League
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Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): ... never walk away under pressure in a funny jacket, rule #115 ...
From Wedding Crashers
Also See: Movie Quotes

James Frain (Thomas Cromwell): ... in order to defeat evil one must learn to consort with the devil ...
From The Tudors

Dane Cook: ... here's how you know, that you're really drunk ... I figured it out ... when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time ...
From Comedy Central Presents
Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Harmful If Swallowed Quotes

Martha Stewart: ... I once said that ah, that plumline chalk came in pink and oh boy I got a lot of emails ...
Conan O'Brien: ... I can imagine ... you live in a hellish world of your own making ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

David Margulies (Mayor Lenny): ... being miserable and treating people like dirt is every New Yorker's God given right ...
From Ghostbusters II
Also See: Movie Quotes

Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): ... you knew this?
Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): ... knowledge is a tricky thing ...
From Friends

Brian George (UN Secretary): ... now, Mr Evil ...
Mike Myers (Dr. Evil): ... Dr Evil, I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school to become Mr, thank you very much ...
From Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Also See: Doctor Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes

Gary Cole (Reese Bobby): ... always remember, if you ain't first, you're last ...
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Also See: Movie Quotes

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