| Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): |
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... I invited Selma here to watch Grampa watch the kids ... |
| Julie Kavner (Selma Bouvier): |
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... for some reason she doesn't trust him, maybe its the bang up job he did raising you ... |
| Homer Simpson: |
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... he was a great dad, every year he got so mad when Santa didn't bring me presents ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Holiday Quotes Marge Simpson Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
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| Artie Lange (Artie DeVanzo): |
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... a home run ties it, I'm going for it ... |
| Ralph Macchio (Maz): |
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... don't be stupid, no one's hit one out of here since Dave Delafara of '89 ... |
| Artie Lange: |
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... why do you think I can't do it too? |
| Ralph Macchio: |
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... because he bench pressed 400 lbs and you sweat when you eat ... |
| Artie Lange: |
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... so did Babe Ruth ... |
| From Beer League |
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| Also See: Baseball Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): |
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... never walk away under pressure in a funny jacket, rule #115 ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| James Frain (Thomas Cromwell): |
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... in order to defeat evil one must learn to consort with the devil ... |
| From The Tudors |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... here's how you know, that you're really drunk ... I figured it out ... when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Harmful If Swallowed Quotes |
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| Martha Stewart: |
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... I once said that ah, that plumline chalk came in pink and oh boy I got a lot of emails ... |
| Conan O'Brien: |
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... I can imagine ... you live in a hellish world of your own making ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| David Margulies (Mayor Lenny): |
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... being miserable and treating people like dirt is every New Yorker's God given right ... |
| From Ghostbusters II |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... you knew this? |
| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... knowledge is a tricky thing ... |
| From Friends |
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| Brian George (UN Secretary): |
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... now, Mr Evil ... |
| Mike Myers (Dr. Evil): |
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... Dr Evil, I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school to become Mr, thank you very much ... |
| From Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery |
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes |
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| Gary Cole (Reese Bobby): |
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... always remember, if you ain't first, you're last ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
