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Bernie Mac: ... if their mama's fat, you got to say something like, your mama's so fat I poured a half a cup of water in a bathtub and when she sat down, it overflowed ...
From The Bernie Mac Show
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Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones): ... cancer, it turns out, not so hilarious ...
From Sex and the City

Julia Stiles (Kat Stratford): ... you are amazingly self assured, has anyone ever told you that?
Heath Ledger (Patrick Verona): ... I tell myself that everyday ...
From 10 Things I Hate About You
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Jon Cryer (Alan Harper): ... you think I joined a support group to pick up women?
Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper): ... no, I think you joined a support group because you are a winy little wuss ... but as long as you are there you might as well nail a few ...
From Two and a Half Men
Also See: Sex Quotes

Seth Rogen (Ben Stone): ... you're going to be embarrased when you realize I am Wilmer Valderrama ...
From Knocked Up
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Jessica Simpson: ... is this chicken what I have or is this fish ... I know its tuna, but it says chicken ... of the sea ...
From Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica

Ogden Nash: Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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Roy Scheider (Police Chief Martin Brody): ... I hate the water ...
Richard Dreyfuss (Matt Hooper): ... I can't imagine why ...
From Jaws
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David Spade (Richard): ... hi, I'm Earth, have we met?
From Tommy Boy
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Randy Quaid (Russell Casse): ... in the words of my generation, up yours!
From Independence Day
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