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Sean Astin (Sam): ... I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you ...
From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Also See: Movie Quotes

Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): ... maybe I can get a job here ...
Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis): ... I'm sorry darling you're not nearly bitchy enough to work in one of my stores ...
From One Tree Hill

Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher Turk): ... what am I doing playing golf, it is so Tiger Woods's fault ...
From Scrubs
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Courteney Cox (Monica Geller): ... when I was younger all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but nooo, it was to be looked at but never played with ...
Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): ... my grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me ...
From Friends

Kid Rock: ... I'm going to vote for John McCain or Barack Obama ...
Howard Stern: ... I heard Hilary Clinton wouldn't sleep with you which is why ...
From Howard Stern Show on March 20, 2008
Also See: Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Ted Danson (Dr. John Becker): ... what about drugs, are you on any narcotics or hallucinogens?
Steven Wright (Boyd Crossman): ... no, but if you think it would help ...
From Becker
Also See: Drug Quotes

Rita Rudner: ... I do love to shop, I admit it ... I rationalize shop, I buy a dress because I need change for gum ...
From Women of the Night
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Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... I'm pregnant ...
Michael Cera (Paulie Bleeker): ... what should we do?
Ellen Page: ... well, you know, I was jus ... I was thinking I would just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, 'cause they were talking about in health class how pregnancy it often can lead to an infant ...
Michael Cera: ... typically, yeah, yeah, that is what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant ...
From Juno
Also See: Family Quotes Movie Quotes Pregnant Quotes School Quotes

Ben Stiller (White Goodman): ... oh hello Kate, I wasn't aware I was paying you to "Socialize" ...
Christine Taylor (Kate Veatch): ... you're not, I am off the clock ...
Ben Stiller: ... well isn't that "convenient" for you, and the clock ...
From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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Isaac Hayes (Chef): ... what's the matter little cracker ...
From South Park

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