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Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey):		... sailing is like sex to these people ...
From Wedding Crashers

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Jim Gaffigan:		... Thanksgiving, it's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition, the tradition is we over eat ...
From Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale

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Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing):		... you're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?
Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani):		... yeah ... oh my God, is this what it's like to be you?
From Friends

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey):		... there's only one thing about life we can be sure of ... it ain't over, till it's over ...
From Grey's Anatomy on November 6, 2008

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Mario Cuomo:		... you campaign in poetry you govern in prose ...
From Crossword Puzzle on November 6, 2008

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James Hong (Wong):		... you use Lady Speed Stick ...
Dan Fogler (Randy Daytona):		... it was on sale ...
From Balls of Fury

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Wilt Chamberlain:		Nobody roots for Goliath.
From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

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Amy Poehler (Britney Spears):		... I better get going 'cause I don't like leaving my babies in the car for more than an hour ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

Jeff Altman:		... I had bad study habits until senior year when I figured out that I was highlighting with black magic marker ...
From Unknown

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Tracy Morgan:		... I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love ...
From Howard Stern Show on October 29, 2008

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