| Evan Esar: |
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... the brain is no stronger than its weakest think ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on November 13, 2008
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I went to the dmv, or as I like to call it, Satan's ***hole ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents |
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| Also See: Harmful If Swallowed Quotes |
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| Artie Lange (Artie DeVanzo): |
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... hey, you think Marilyn can get one of her friends to go with me last minute? |
| Jimmy Palumbo (Johnny Trinno): |
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... look Art, Marilyn's female friends are all lawyers and bankers and executives ... |
| Artie Lange: |
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... so what are you saying, they are too good for me? |
| Jimmy Palumbo: |
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... no, no, I was trying to let the silence say it for me ... |
| From Beer League |
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Steve Dodds): |
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... how could you have such horrible insticts and have survived so long? |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Roseanne: |
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... I'll get you more beer Dan, after all it is Thanksgiving, the day where I do everything and the rest of you sit around like Plymouth Rock ... |
| From Roseanne |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Jerry Stiller (Maury Ballstein): |
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... I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories, its time to set things straight ... |
| From Zoolander |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... that was at my expense, what kind of roast is this? |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Chris Rock (Joey): |
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... what are you like a a 3rd degree black belt? |
| Chris Farley (Haru): |
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... the blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night ... |
| Chris Rock: |
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... that is pretty black, man ... |
| From Beverly Hills Ninja |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Geraldine Hughes (Marie): |
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... his father was from Jamaica ... |
| Sylvester Stallone (Rocky Balboa): |
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... Jamaica, European ... |
| From Rocky Balboa |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes |
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... you [Howard Stern] are like the Ralph Nader of testicular shocking devices ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien |
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| Also See: Howard Stern Quotes Political Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
