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Evan Esar: ... the brain is no stronger than its weakest think ...
From Crossword Puzzle on November 13, 2008
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Dane Cook: ... I went to the dmv, or as I like to call it, Satan's ***hole ...
From Comedy Central Presents
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Artie Lange (Artie DeVanzo): ... hey, you think Marilyn can get one of her friends to go with me last minute?
Jimmy Palumbo (Johnny Trinno): ... look Art, Marilyn's female friends are all lawyers and bankers and executives ...
Artie Lange: ... so what are you saying, they are too good for me?
Jimmy Palumbo: ... no, no, I was trying to let the silence say it for me ...
From Beer League
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David Spade (Steve Dodds): ... how could you have such horrible insticts and have survived so long?
From Black Sheep
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Roseanne: ... I'll get you more beer Dan, after all it is Thanksgiving, the day where I do everything and the rest of you sit around like Plymouth Rock ...
From Roseanne
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Jerry Stiller (Maury Ballstein): ... I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories, its time to set things straight ...
From Zoolander
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Homer Simpson: ... that was at my expense, what kind of roast is this?
From The Simpsons

Chris Rock (Joey): ... what are you like a a 3rd degree black belt?
Chris Farley (Haru): ... the blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night ...
Chris Rock: ... that is pretty black, man ...
From Beverly Hills Ninja
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Geraldine Hughes (Marie): ... his father was from Jamaica ...
Sylvester Stallone (Rocky Balboa): ... Jamaica, European ...
From Rocky Balboa
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Conan O'Brien: ... you [Howard Stern] are like the Ralph Nader of testicular shocking devices ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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