| Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): |
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... you know these clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing, I happen to have no dress in my cabin ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes |
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| Rita Rudner: |
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... relationships, they don't last anymore, you know, when I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is, is this the man I want my childen to spend their weekends with ... |
| From Women of the Night |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Sarah Vowell (Violet Parr): |
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... Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy, or worse, their marriage ... |
| Spencer Fox (Dash Parr): |
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... their marriage ... so, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom and Dad's marriage? |
| Sarah Vowell (Violet Parr): |
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... oh forget it, you're so immature ... |
| From The Incredibles |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Life Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Frank Ricard): |
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... thought maybe I could crash here tonight, if that's allright with you, Marissa's going through some, personal stuff ... |
| Luke Wilson (Mitch Martin): |
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... personal stuff like you, ah, running through the neighborhood drunk and naked ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... that ... and and, some other stuff ... |
| From Old School |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| John Caponera: |
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... who knew the pilgrims liked football so much ... |
| From Comedy Time |
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| Also See: Football Quotes Holiday Quotes Sports Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... its a plastic bag you idiot, why don't you just suffocate me with a wicker basket while you're at it ... |
| From The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Ellen DeGeneres: |
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... I've never spent Vegas in, in for Thanksgiving, but I hear it's beautiful because all the hookers put their pumpkins out ... |
| From Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show on November 21, 2008
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| Also See: Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Christina Applegate (Veronica Corningstone): |
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... I am good at 3 things, fighting, screwing, and reading the news, now I have already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? |
| Fred Willard (Ed Harken): |
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... screwing? |
| From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Jennifer Aniston (Brooke Meyers): |
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... I want you to want to do dishes ... |
| Vince Vaughn (Gary Grobowski): |
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... why would I want to do dishes? |
| From The Break-Up |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
