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Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): ... you know these clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing, I happen to have no dress in my cabin ...
From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
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Rita Rudner: ... relationships, they don't last anymore, you know, when I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is, is this the man I want my childen to spend their weekends with ...
From Women of the Night
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Sarah Vowell (Violet Parr): ... Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy, or worse, their marriage ...
Spencer Fox (Dash Parr): ... their marriage ... so, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom and Dad's marriage?
Sarah Vowell (Violet Parr): ... oh forget it, you're so immature ...
From The Incredibles
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Will Ferrell (Frank Ricard): ... thought maybe I could crash here tonight, if that's allright with you, Marissa's going through some, personal stuff ...
Luke Wilson (Mitch Martin): ... personal stuff like you, ah, running through the neighborhood drunk and naked ...
Will Ferrell: ... that ... and and, some other stuff ...
From Old School
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John Caponera: ... who knew the pilgrims liked football so much ...
From Comedy Time
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Dane Cook: ... its a plastic bag you idiot, why don't you just suffocate me with a wicker basket while you're at it ...
From The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn
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Ellen DeGeneres: ... I've never spent Vegas in, in for Thanksgiving, but I hear it's beautiful because all the hookers put their pumpkins out ...
From Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show on November 21, 2008
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Christina Applegate (Veronica Corningstone): ... I am good at 3 things, fighting, screwing, and reading the news, now I have already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be?
Fred Willard (Ed Harken): ... screwing?
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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Jennifer Aniston (Brooke Meyers): ... I want you to want to do dishes ...
Vince Vaughn (Gary Grobowski): ... why would I want to do dishes?
From The Break-Up
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